There were some pretty clear plans for tonight but they were spoiled by one boy named Calvin. Usually we can trust good ol' Cal here in our poaching community, but I guess sometimes he just really fucks the poaching world over ( Read more... )

Last night I saw this AMAZING movie. Title: "Urban Legends". For those unfamiliar with the one true flawless plot in film history, it's this killer on Pendleton campus that goes around killing kids, each murder being based on a different urban legend ( Read more... )

Worst day ever. My coke deal went down the drains and I wasn't able to meet the income I wanted for this week. I had so many kids coming up asking for some rock, but kids...you know I gotta hold it for my best customers, and you ain't them. So as I disappointed many aspiring snorters (a little slang term we use in the cokay bizzay) I was also ( Read more... )

True story: I had to replace a lightbulb but we had no lightbulbs so I, a seasoned electrician, replaced the bulb with flour and water and a guy dressed as a half-cow/half-robot/100%-cowrobot in a referee uniform came out of the closet nearby and started yelling at me like I was his brother. Sucker. Then we spent the rest of the night freezing ( Read more... )

No formal introduction ( Read more... )