As anyone who
follows me knows, the more someone tries to goad me, the harder my penis becomes the more I laugh at it. Here's two users whose butthurt makes me lol:
First is the sucker punch I got the morning after a night of heavy drunk tweeting - I wasn't the only one to find its randomness lulzy:
What list? GTFO. RT @MemoryAxis01 @fenrisfox May I be so bold, I'm against BDSM. So, remove me der fuck from your list. Comprendi? Good.
Why is this lulzy? Three reasons:
I don't know this woman from Eve - to the best of my knowledge, I hadn't even followed her before.
What list is she talking about? LOL, I had a few "proto-lists" started, but gave up when I realized I had too many people I followed. I have a "sex-positive feminism" list, but no "BDSM" list. :oD
Forgetting those... those lists are as old as shit! I haven't modified them since Before Christ! XoD LOL
The tale of
@Guilwolfie starts with me making three or four tweets about the
Hutaree Militia - and how lulzy I found their fail - in the course of about ten minutes. This followed:
@Guilwolfie: @fenrisfox ...how many damned tweets are you going to make on the same subject in the same half hour?!
@fenrisfox: @Guilwolfie Several thousand, surely.
[Obviously meant to be a joke - I had sent the last tweet on the Hutaree a couple mins before.]
@Guilwolfie: @fenrisfox Bye >_>
[@Guilwolfie blocks @fenrisfox.]
Oh Lawd, thee butthurt!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!! XoD - cracks up laughing -
This was exactly the boost I needed, as I was depressed before that. :oD