Quite possibly the longest meme I've ever burdened you with.:P
Okay, There are some answers on here very likely to offend someone. If I do, I was in a weird mood. I'm usually more respectful. I was honest, and no I'm not really sorry. Also, this is long. VERY LONG.
Also, I have one job. One down, one to go. I'll take care of that shortly.
A LITTLE ABOUT YOU:
sign: capricorn (shush, I'm not an aquarius! I'm not!)
age: 19
sex: male
school: Not at the moment.
glasses/contacts: Yes.
braces: No.
fat/skinny: Sumo wrestlers fear me.:P
tall/short: tall enough.
do you like ketchup: Yeah
do you like mustard: Yeah
do you like mayonnaise: Yeah
do you like pickles: Yeah
do you like boys or girls: I have friends of both genders. :P
do you like pickle relish: Sure.
do you like chicken: Sure.
do you like spinach: Yes.
do you like school: I wish.
do you like pokemon: No.
do you talk to voices in your head: Yes.
do they tell you to do stuff: Some times.
do you listen: never
how often do you talk on the phone: That explains some things Meng, and everyday.
how often do you surf the web: often
how often do you hang out with friends: once or twice a week.
do you have a bf/gf: No.
have you ever loved anyone: ...
have you ever made-out with someone: No.
how often do you shower: everyday.
which group do you hang out with at school: Wow, a high schooler must have written this.:P
do you get good grades: used to
do you always get in trouble: no
do you get along with your parents: meh
are you gonna go to college: I did, and will again.
who is your best girl friend: Don't have one.
who is
your best boy friend: I don't have one.
who do you talk to the most on the phone: Jocelyn, I guess.
who do you talk to the most on the net: Whoever is online at the time, that I really like talking to.
do you like gold or silver jewelry: White Gold, and chocalate For Teh Win.:P I don't care for jewelry though. The chocalate on the other hand.:P
have you ever prank called a 1-800 number: No.
what are you most afraid of: being a bum
are you weird: probably.
how long does it take you to get ready for school: I'm not going currently.
do you like coffee: Every once in a while.
what is the longest you have went out with someone: Never.
do you regret it: Not particulary.
WHERE?
do you want to live? Not here.
is the most fun place to go? I don't know.
do you want to go heaven or hell? Well, I heard ruling heaven would pay better, but overseeing hell has my perks, and is generally enjoyable. In all seriousness, http://photobucket.com/albums/v180/751492219/?action=view¤t=Fiction.jpg
do you want to get married? Yes, eventually.
WHAT...
Do you like to do? I don't know, anything that doesn't make me miserable, or allows me to be distracted from said misery.
friend is always there? Jocelyn.
relative sends you the most money for Christmas? I don't know.
do you want to be when you grow up? not a bum
do you want your wife's name to be? Mrs.
is your favorite sport? Human to bitch, conversion.
HAVE YOU IN THE LAST 24HRS...
Cried? Not outwardly, no.
gotten in major trouble? No
cut your hair? No
ate a meal? Yes.
hugged someone? No.
kissed someone? No.
made a new friend? No
lost something? Um no
HAVE YOU EVER...
Been so drunk you passed out? No
gone out in public in your pajamas? No.
had an imaginary friend? no
cried during a chick flick? Don't think so.
owned a new kids on the block cd? no
gotten in a car accident? A very minor one, yes. Courtesy of my drunk mother.
loved someone so much you cried? pfft.
cussed when your parents were around? I curse at them on a fairly basis.
made faces in the mirror? I'm sure.
spent more than one hour on your hair? No
watched a scary movie and couldn’t sleep all night? No.
gone caroling? No...just no.
MOVIES:
what is the funniest movie you have ever seen? I don't know. Passion of the Christ?
what is the stupidest movie? It's Napoleon Dynamite
which movie could you watch over and over? Most decent ones.
what was the last movie you saw? I don't know.
who do you go to the movies with? my friends
what movie made you cry the most? I don't know.
did you like titanic? Haha, he died.:P
if you were stranded on an island:
who would you take? I don't know, anyone who wanted to come, so I'm guessing no one. I'd probably just suicide.
who would you take if you only had two people you could bring? whoever that wants to come.
what three things would you bring?Island resort, tourists, staff
what island would you want to be stranded on? none
what animal would you kill for food? The cute baby ones.:P
would you write on the sand "help!"? if I'm there, I probably wanted to be there...
would you panic or relax? relax
WOULD YOU EVER...
Jump out of a plane? sure
kiss your best guy friend? No.
go bungee jumping? No, it would snap and I would die.
stay in your room for a whole day? That's most everyday.:P
go in the snow without clothes? nope
skinny dip? nah
drink salt water? have.. it's not good.
touch road kill? no
smile at your worst enemy?Oh, of course.
go to Reno to get married? No.
bring shorts to Minnesota? Why the hell would I go to Minnesota.
have a make-out party? No.
throw a party without your parents? party = ftl(Meng's answer, I'm assuming that stands for what I think it stands for, so I'm keeping it.)
go to a foreign country? yes
fly a plane? If I knew how, yes.
WHO.....
If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? I have almost nothing, what I did have would go to Jocelyn,and Audre.
who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? I'm not sure that there is anyone who wouldn't get annoyed with me.
if you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? The proper authorities, and then Jocelyn.
what if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? the person in the mirror
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? I dunno.
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change? Physical condition, appearance.
what is the one thing you just have to do before you die? I don't have just one thing, there are always a million things.
what is the thing you care about most in your life? Friends.
WHICH ONE......
Winter or summer? winter
The beach or the mountains? mountains
pop or punk? punk
rock or rap? Rock
new york or l.A.? New York.
milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Milk
dogs or cats? Cats
country or classical? classical
day or night? Night
lake or ocean? Lake
waffles or pancakes? Waffles
soccer or football? Soccer.
chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
sugar or spice? spice
RANDOM....
If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? I don't know.
if you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? Whoever I should end up with. I'm not that shallow.
have you ever.....
Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? No
run into a wall? I don't think so.
snuck out of the house at night? No.
laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? I'm sure I have but I don't really remember what it was.
started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? No.
swallow a bug? don't think so.
have you ever actually kept a new year's resolution? nope
~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~
eat bugs purposely? I dunno.
commit a crime? yes
change your religion? don't really have one
lie to your parents? Have
jump over a waterfall? Not unless I was searching for creative ways to suicide.
go out at night dressed in something like a black trench coat and sunglasses? Sure.
~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~
have your life threatened? It's had, and yes. My mother threatens to kill me at least once a week.
stayed up until the morning light talking online? Most nights.
made people give you really weird glances? I'm sure.
read a Shakespeare play? Yea.
talked in your sleep? yes
what did you say? I don't know.
**LOVE/LIKE**
who do u like:No one at the moment.
have you ever kissed them: No.
do you wanna kiss them: No.
did u like this survey: A little juvenile, but very long, so I suppose.
how long did it take: wasn't paying attention
A - Age you got your first kiss: I'll let you know.
B - Band listening to right now: Seether- Karma and Effect
C - Crush: dont' have one
D - Dad's name: Ass.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Jocelyn.
F - Favorite bands at the moment: too many.
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: worms
H - Hometown: don't remember.
I - Instruments: none at the moment.
J - Junior High: LaBelle Middle
K - Kids: someday..hopefully.
L - Longest car ride ever: Not sure.
M - Mom's name: drunkie.
N - Nicknames: Fenrix, blackhammer, don't really have any others, unless I'm being insulted.
O - One wish: to not be a bum
P - Phobias: to be a bum
Q - Quote: "It always get worse no matter how bad it is now." -someone Meng knew
R - Reason to smile: because the people I love are around me.
S - Song you sang last: World Falls Away- Seether.
Must be something they're hiding. Must be reasons that no one will dare to tell. Must be something inside me, but I don't think so anymore. It's hurting again now, and I don't need friends when I have foes like you. It's hurting again now. It's killing me, to be here all alone. Go away. It's all the same. There's more for me.
(Chorus)
As the world falls away, and I can't find a reason. As the world turns to grey. It's killing me, and willingly, and I am just the same as you.
Must be something confided. Must be some way to feel the pain, and heal again. Pain and pleasure, inviting. I don't think so anymore. It's hurting again now, and I don't need pills when I have drugs like you. It's killing me to be here all alone. Go away, it's all the same. Theres more for me.
(Chorus) x2
I'm just like you, just not a fool. I'm just like you, just not as cool. I'm just like you, just not a fool. I'm just you.
(Chorus)x2
T - Time you woke up [today]: noon
U - Unknown fact about me: it's unknown, lets keep it that way
V - Vegetable you love: spinach
W - Worst habit(s): being lazy, being me, etc.
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, back, dunno.
Y - Yummy food: yes.
Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn. omg this is the first question I answered. :P I swear to christ, don't say a thing. >.<
1. FIRST NAME:
Josh.
2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
Now, I'm worried. I dunno, probably self inflicted, or caused by my f'd up nervous system.
3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
not always
4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
The kind that works.
5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
straight
6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
Doubt it.
7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
You fucking know it.
8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
not at all.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
only people taller than me
10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
NA
11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
Music.
12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Luxury cars.
13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
the kind that blocks sun?
14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?
no
15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
Sure why not
16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
HP
17. HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?
Whenever I have to.
18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
Long time ago.
19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
a house.
20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?
no
21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
with the people i love.
22. WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
Now, I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke nigger.
23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
yes
25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
I'll spare you the rant. No.
16. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
Not really.
17. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
Baby.
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Baby.
19. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
My mom.
20. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?
a lot
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Jesus.:P
23. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
No.
24. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
Fuck.
25. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
depends.
26. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
Dunno.
27. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?
Sprint.
29. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?
no
30. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?
don't remember.
31. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
19
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
sky dive
33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
no
34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?
every, to every other day.
35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?
No.
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
none
38. ARE YOU RACIST?
no
40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
liberal
44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
Brain.
46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
Florida. Give it a year or two.
47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
no
49. ARE YOU SEXIST?
no
50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
all sports are pretty dumb...
51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
hell no.
52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?
I will never belong to you again. I will belong to you.
53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
Well, duh.
54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
tons of things.
55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
no
56. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
Yes.
57. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
No
58. ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
No.
DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE "TIRED" ONES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND FOR YEARS?
Sure.
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I honestly don't remember.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
nothing.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
battle worn.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
lots.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
no.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
success, maybe.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Old times with friends.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
nothing anymore
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
dunno.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no
11. IF YOU DIED TOMARROW?
Tomorrow. Dumbshit.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
don't remember
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
NA.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
doesn't matter.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I don't see it happening.
16. DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Of course.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
dunno, myself?
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
No.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
as if i would remember.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
no
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
dunno
30. WRITE A NUMBER FROM 1 TO A 1000?
A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 1000?
31. BLONDE, REDHEAD, OR BRUNETTE?
doesn't matter.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
867-5309
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
myself
34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
don't remember.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
filling out another one.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
dunno.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I am bored and need entertainment.
42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
cheese & meat
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
like that would matter.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
anything you think I would like :D
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
get footage, much footage.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Yes.
48.WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
I never really named a fav.. o.o
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
don't remember
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
not at all
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
salami
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
yes
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
nothing
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
sure
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
No.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
not really
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Hopefully you'll never have to find out.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
*shrugs*.. where ever i am claimed.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No.
61. WHAT CLASS IN SHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
everything :P
62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
many
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
at times
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
yes
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
manner, smile, and personality
67. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
no
68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
no
69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
eh
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
vanilla
71. What is your sign?
capricorn, 3rd time now... wow
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black, white, gray, dark blue, dark red
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
none yet.
74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Audre, I guess.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
yes, get on to it!! chop chop! :P Jaykay!
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
RENT OST
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
chicken
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Jocelyn.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair
80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
I care for them.
81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
meh...
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
tea
83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
wine
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
none
85. HAIR COLOR?
black
86. EYE COLOR?
brown
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
yes
88. SIBLINGS?
yes
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
feb
90. FAVORITE FOOD?
dunno
91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
dunno
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
a holiday
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
too grotesque really.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
winter
95. HUGS OR KISSES?
hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
never one night stand
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
The people who have no life.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
umm...
99. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
monopoly
100. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I don't think I did.
Also, I have one job. One down, one to go. I'll take care of that shortly.
A LITTLE ABOUT YOU:
sign: capricorn (shush, I'm not an aquarius! I'm not!)
age: 19
sex: male
school: Not at the moment.
glasses/contacts: Yes.
braces: No.
fat/skinny: Sumo wrestlers fear me.:P
tall/short: tall enough.
do you like ketchup: Yeah
do you like mustard: Yeah
do you like mayonnaise: Yeah
do you like pickles: Yeah
do you like boys or girls: I have friends of both genders. :P
do you like pickle relish: Sure.
do you like chicken: Sure.
do you like spinach: Yes.
do you like school: I wish.
do you like pokemon: No.
do you talk to voices in your head: Yes.
do they tell you to do stuff: Some times.
do you listen: never
how often do you talk on the phone: That explains some things Meng, and everyday.
how often do you surf the web: often
how often do you hang out with friends: once or twice a week.
do you have a bf/gf: No.
have you ever loved anyone: ...
have you ever made-out with someone: No.
how often do you shower: everyday.
which group do you hang out with at school: Wow, a high schooler must have written this.:P
do you get good grades: used to
do you always get in trouble: no
do you get along with your parents: meh
are you gonna go to college: I did, and will again.
who is your best girl friend: Don't have one.
who is
your best boy friend: I don't have one.
who do you talk to the most on the phone: Jocelyn, I guess.
who do you talk to the most on the net: Whoever is online at the time, that I really like talking to.
do you like gold or silver jewelry: White Gold, and chocalate For Teh Win.:P I don't care for jewelry though. The chocalate on the other hand.:P
have you ever prank called a 1-800 number: No.
what are you most afraid of: being a bum
are you weird: probably.
how long does it take you to get ready for school: I'm not going currently.
do you like coffee: Every once in a while.
what is the longest you have went out with someone: Never.
do you regret it: Not particulary.
WHERE?
do you want to live? Not here.
is the most fun place to go? I don't know.
do you want to go heaven or hell? Well, I heard ruling heaven would pay better, but overseeing hell has my perks, and is generally enjoyable. In all seriousness, http://photobucket.com/albums/v180/751492219/?action=view¤t=Fiction.jpg
do you want to get married? Yes, eventually.
WHAT...
Do you like to do? I don't know, anything that doesn't make me miserable, or allows me to be distracted from said misery.
friend is always there? Jocelyn.
relative sends you the most money for Christmas? I don't know.
do you want to be when you grow up? not a bum
do you want your wife's name to be? Mrs.
is your favorite sport? Human to bitch, conversion.
HAVE YOU IN THE LAST 24HRS...
Cried? Not outwardly, no.
gotten in major trouble? No
cut your hair? No
ate a meal? Yes.
hugged someone? No.
kissed someone? No.
made a new friend? No
lost something? Um no
HAVE YOU EVER...
Been so drunk you passed out? No
gone out in public in your pajamas? No.
had an imaginary friend? no
cried during a chick flick? Don't think so.
owned a new kids on the block cd? no
gotten in a car accident? A very minor one, yes. Courtesy of my drunk mother.
loved someone so much you cried? pfft.
cussed when your parents were around? I curse at them on a fairly basis.
made faces in the mirror? I'm sure.
spent more than one hour on your hair? No
watched a scary movie and couldn’t sleep all night? No.
gone caroling? No...just no.
MOVIES:
what is the funniest movie you have ever seen? I don't know. Passion of the Christ?
what is the stupidest movie? It's Napoleon Dynamite
which movie could you watch over and over? Most decent ones.
what was the last movie you saw? I don't know.
who do you go to the movies with? my friends
what movie made you cry the most? I don't know.
did you like titanic? Haha, he died.:P
if you were stranded on an island:
who would you take? I don't know, anyone who wanted to come, so I'm guessing no one. I'd probably just suicide.
who would you take if you only had two people you could bring? whoever that wants to come.
what three things would you bring?Island resort, tourists, staff
what island would you want to be stranded on? none
what animal would you kill for food? The cute baby ones.:P
would you write on the sand "help!"? if I'm there, I probably wanted to be there...
would you panic or relax? relax
WOULD YOU EVER...
Jump out of a plane? sure
kiss your best guy friend? No.
go bungee jumping? No, it would snap and I would die.
stay in your room for a whole day? That's most everyday.:P
go in the snow without clothes? nope
skinny dip? nah
drink salt water? have.. it's not good.
touch road kill? no
smile at your worst enemy?Oh, of course.
go to Reno to get married? No.
bring shorts to Minnesota? Why the hell would I go to Minnesota.
have a make-out party? No.
throw a party without your parents? party = ftl(Meng's answer, I'm assuming that stands for what I think it stands for, so I'm keeping it.)
go to a foreign country? yes
fly a plane? If I knew how, yes.
WHO.....
If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? I have almost nothing, what I did have would go to Jocelyn,and Audre.
who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? I'm not sure that there is anyone who wouldn't get annoyed with me.
if you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? The proper authorities, and then Jocelyn.
what if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? the person in the mirror
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? I dunno.
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change? Physical condition, appearance.
what is the one thing you just have to do before you die? I don't have just one thing, there are always a million things.
what is the thing you care about most in your life? Friends.
WHICH ONE......
Winter or summer? winter
The beach or the mountains? mountains
pop or punk? punk
rock or rap? Rock
new york or l.A.? New York.
milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Milk
dogs or cats? Cats
country or classical? classical
day or night? Night
lake or ocean? Lake
waffles or pancakes? Waffles
soccer or football? Soccer.
chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
sugar or spice? spice
RANDOM....
If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? I don't know.
if you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? Whoever I should end up with. I'm not that shallow.
have you ever.....
Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? No
run into a wall? I don't think so.
snuck out of the house at night? No.
laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? I'm sure I have but I don't really remember what it was.
started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? No.
swallow a bug? don't think so.
have you ever actually kept a new year's resolution? nope
~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~
eat bugs purposely? I dunno.
commit a crime? yes
change your religion? don't really have one
lie to your parents? Have
jump over a waterfall? Not unless I was searching for creative ways to suicide.
go out at night dressed in something like a black trench coat and sunglasses? Sure.
~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~
have your life threatened? It's had, and yes. My mother threatens to kill me at least once a week.
stayed up until the morning light talking online? Most nights.
made people give you really weird glances? I'm sure.
read a Shakespeare play? Yea.
talked in your sleep? yes
what did you say? I don't know.
**LOVE/LIKE**
who do u like:No one at the moment.
have you ever kissed them: No.
do you wanna kiss them: No.
did u like this survey: A little juvenile, but very long, so I suppose.
how long did it take: wasn't paying attention
A - Age you got your first kiss: I'll let you know.
B - Band listening to right now: Seether- Karma and Effect
C - Crush: dont' have one
D - Dad's name: Ass.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Jocelyn.
F - Favorite bands at the moment: too many.
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: worms
H - Hometown: don't remember.
I - Instruments: none at the moment.
J - Junior High: LaBelle Middle
K - Kids: someday..hopefully.
L - Longest car ride ever: Not sure.
M - Mom's name: drunkie.
N - Nicknames: Fenrix, blackhammer, don't really have any others, unless I'm being insulted.
O - One wish: to not be a bum
P - Phobias: to be a bum
Q - Quote: "It always get worse no matter how bad it is now." -someone Meng knew
R - Reason to smile: because the people I love are around me.
S - Song you sang last: World Falls Away- Seether.
Must be something they're hiding. Must be reasons that no one will dare to tell. Must be something inside me, but I don't think so anymore. It's hurting again now, and I don't need friends when I have foes like you. It's hurting again now. It's killing me, to be here all alone. Go away. It's all the same. There's more for me.
(Chorus)
As the world falls away, and I can't find a reason. As the world turns to grey. It's killing me, and willingly, and I am just the same as you.
Must be something confided. Must be some way to feel the pain, and heal again. Pain and pleasure, inviting. I don't think so anymore. It's hurting again now, and I don't need pills when I have drugs like you. It's killing me to be here all alone. Go away, it's all the same. Theres more for me.
(Chorus) x2
I'm just like you, just not a fool. I'm just like you, just not as cool. I'm just like you, just not a fool. I'm just you.
(Chorus)x2
T - Time you woke up [today]: noon
U - Unknown fact about me: it's unknown, lets keep it that way
V - Vegetable you love: spinach
W - Worst habit(s): being lazy, being me, etc.
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, back, dunno.
Y - Yummy food: yes.
Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn. omg this is the first question I answered. :P I swear to christ, don't say a thing. >.<
1. FIRST NAME:
Josh.
2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
Now, I'm worried. I dunno, probably self inflicted, or caused by my f'd up nervous system.
3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
not always
4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
The kind that works.
5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
straight
6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
Doubt it.
7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
You fucking know it.
8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
not at all.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
only people taller than me
10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
NA
11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
Music.
12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Luxury cars.
13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
the kind that blocks sun?
14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?
no
15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
Sure why not
16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
HP
17. HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?
Whenever I have to.
18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
Long time ago.
19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
a house.
20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?
no
21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
with the people i love.
22. WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
Now, I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke nigger.
23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
yes
25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
I'll spare you the rant. No.
16. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
Not really.
17. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
Baby.
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Baby.
19. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
My mom.
20. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?
a lot
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Jesus.:P
23. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
No.
24. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
Fuck.
25. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
depends.
26. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
Dunno.
27. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?
Sprint.
29. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?
no
30. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?
don't remember.
31. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
19
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
sky dive
33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
no
34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?
every, to every other day.
35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?
No.
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
none
38. ARE YOU RACIST?
no
40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
liberal
44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
Brain.
46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
Florida. Give it a year or two.
47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
no
49. ARE YOU SEXIST?
no
50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
all sports are pretty dumb...
51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
hell no.
52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?
I will never belong to you again. I will belong to you.
53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
Well, duh.
54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
tons of things.
55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
no
56. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
Yes.
57. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
No
58. ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
No.
DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE "TIRED" ONES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND FOR YEARS?
Sure.
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I honestly don't remember.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
nothing.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
battle worn.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
lots.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
no.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
success, maybe.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Old times with friends.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
nothing anymore
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
dunno.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no
11. IF YOU DIED TOMARROW?
Tomorrow. Dumbshit.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
don't remember
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
NA.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
doesn't matter.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I don't see it happening.
16. DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Of course.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
dunno, myself?
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
No.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
as if i would remember.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
no
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
dunno
30. WRITE A NUMBER FROM 1 TO A 1000?
A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 1000?
31. BLONDE, REDHEAD, OR BRUNETTE?
doesn't matter.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
867-5309
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
myself
34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
don't remember.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
filling out another one.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
dunno.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I am bored and need entertainment.
42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
cheese & meat
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
like that would matter.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
anything you think I would like :D
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
get footage, much footage.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Yes.
48.WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
I never really named a fav.. o.o
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
don't remember
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
not at all
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
salami
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
yes
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
nothing
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
sure
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
No.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
not really
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Hopefully you'll never have to find out.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
*shrugs*.. where ever i am claimed.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No.
61. WHAT CLASS IN SHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
everything :P
62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
many
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
at times
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
yes
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
manner, smile, and personality
67. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
no
68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
no
69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
eh
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
vanilla
71. What is your sign?
capricorn, 3rd time now... wow
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black, white, gray, dark blue, dark red
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
none yet.
74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Audre, I guess.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
yes, get on to it!! chop chop! :P Jaykay!
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
RENT OST
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
chicken
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Jocelyn.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair
80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
I care for them.
81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
meh...
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
tea
83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
wine
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
none
85. HAIR COLOR?
black
86. EYE COLOR?
brown
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
yes
88. SIBLINGS?
yes
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
feb
90. FAVORITE FOOD?
dunno
91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
dunno
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
a holiday
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
too grotesque really.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
winter
95. HUGS OR KISSES?
hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
never one night stand
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
The people who have no life.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
umm...
99. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
monopoly
100. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I don't think I did.