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audio; had_not_lived August 26 2011, 00:11:17 UTC
Wow.

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audio; feorging August 26 2011, 01:34:57 UTC
Couldn't have said it better myself, mate. Cheers.

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audio; had_not_lived August 26 2011, 02:11:54 UTC
How did you do that?

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audio; feorging August 26 2011, 02:44:26 UTC
Loads of enchantments, as well as some fancy potions-work. Can't give away the whole secret now, can I? Takes all the mystery from it.

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greedful_cheat August 26 2011, 00:49:54 UTC
You may need to explain your products. They mean nothing to me.

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feorging August 26 2011, 01:39:10 UTC
Not a problem at all. Anything in particular catch your fancy?

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greedful_cheat August 26 2011, 02:28:34 UTC
My lack of understanding prevents a fancy from being developed...

Is there anything that you particularly like? That might be a good starting point.

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feorging August 26 2011, 03:07:42 UTC
Ah, in that case-

[He looks around the spread for a moment and when he can't find what he's looking for, he pulls his wand from his pocket and mutters an incantation. A similar wand flys up into his free hand and he swaps it with the real one, which he tucks back away.]

-this here's one of my favourite spoofs. Suppose it doesn't really mean much here, but you plant one of these on an unsuspecting witch or wizard and when they go to perform a spell-

[He flicks the wand and it turns into a toy airplane, which floats in front of him for a moment before whizzing away.]

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[video] bedsidemanners August 26 2011, 01:04:26 UTC
Quite a sales pitch.

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[video] feorging August 26 2011, 01:54:48 UTC
Caught your attention, didn't it? I find an added touch of flair always does the trick.

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[video] bedsidemanners August 26 2011, 01:56:01 UTC
It's a bit... excessive, though, wouldn't you say?

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[video] feorging August 26 2011, 02:36:19 UTC
Excessive's hardly even in my vocabulary, mate.

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aimandfire August 26 2011, 01:23:52 UTC
Seriously?

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feorging August 26 2011, 02:02:45 UTC
Seriously.

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adamantined August 26 2011, 02:14:52 UTC
One of those caught my head on fire. [No it didn't.] I demand compensation.

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feorging August 26 2011, 02:46:21 UTC
Shall I come and kiss it better for you?

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adamantined August 26 2011, 02:51:47 UTC
I said compensation, not molestation.

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feorging August 26 2011, 04:59:03 UTC
It was worth a shot.

[No, not seriously.]

Suppose I could tweak the Miracle Mustache potion to grow back your hair if it's truly horrendous. Might give you wicked nasty facial hair for a titch but it could always be worse.

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