[ accidental video ]
[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.
UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.
(
cut for unspeakable horrors. )
Comments 198
Reply
Bloody Hell, Georgie. You honestly think I'd go looking for that, that--.
[No words. There are just no words. He slaps his hands back to his face and shakes his head.]
Reply
Reply
[He's just gonna drop his head on the table now.]
Do you love me enough to Scour my eyes from my skull?
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Is this some other muggle term I'm supposed to know about?
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Fred. For Godric's sake, what?
Reply
Your--. The bloody--. It's--.
[HUFF.]
Make it stop.
Reply
[She's actually sort of concerned and is on her way back to the cabin with a new supply of biscuits (you'd think it's all they ate, Merlin's beard). But she's staring, bewildered, at her device.]
Make what stop? Are you alright?
Reply
[Be so, so very concerned, little sister.]
Reply
[Someone has been very smart about not looking at the Network today, but it's hard to miss the shouts for someone who is somewhat dear to him.]
Reply
Merlin, no, it's her--. The bleeding--. [How does Fred shot words?] Her ruddy boytoy's snogging another bloke.
Reply
Reply
[...well, no. He does, already. He won't be there to approve of it when they finally do start dating.]
Reply
Leave a comment