oo7.

[feorging]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a

Comments

[tangledintower]

[Rapunzel doesn't know why she's reading all of these. Maybe because she finds some of them funny.

Like this one. This made Rapunzel laugh.]

That's not nice, Fred...funny, but not nice...

[feorging]

[Excellent.]

Oh, but didn't you know? I'm not nice at all. I'm the meanest older brother that ever lived.

[tangledintower]

[That just makes her laugh more.]

I wouldn't know, I don't have an older brother. I'll take your word for it.

[feorging]

Watch and learn, love. It's near an art form, and I've all but mastered the technique.

voice;

[7thborn]

I am not having thirty-seven children.

voice;

[feorging]

C'mon now, we need someone to carry on the clan! You can't shirk your responsibilities now.

voice;

[7thborn]

My responsibilities? Oh, you mean shagging Harry? After the fuss you kicked up a few days ago, I'm surprised you're suddenly all for that.

[Harry, please forgive her. When Ginny Weasley takes the mickey, she is relentless.]

I'll go and phone him, shall I? If we're aiming for thirty-seven, we ought to get started.

voice;

[feorging]

[......So not fair he will not crack, okay.]

Just be sure you're back home in time for dinner. Mum was eating by the pound when she was expecting Ronald.

[had_not_lived]

Thirty-seven?

[feorging]

Thirty-seven. Absurd, innit? S'pose that's just Harry and Gin.

[had_not_lived]

It seems a bit unrealistic.

[feorging]

Mum's always said we ought to aim high.

[1charmingangel]

I'd say he was going for comedy.

[feorging]

And do we say he succeeded?

[1charmingangel]

Hands down. He has earned himself a standing ovation.

[feorging]

Brilliant. I shall send along the praise. Cheers, mate.

[fatespoken]

Thirty-seven.

Are wizards usually that fecund?

[feorging]

Ginny's always gone above and beyond in her endeavors.