So a few weeks ago I posted a rant about the forthcoming Harry Potter theme park in which I complained bitterly about it. At great personal risk, I have obtained an early version of the map of the park - and how wrong I was! I've scanned in both sides of the map, so you can take a good look and make your own mind up. However, while this is an early draft, and there's no guarantee any of what's shown here will be found when the theme park opens its gates, I think this is a good indicator that we, the fandom, will not be disappointed. There's something for everyone.
The map can be found below the cut. Be warned that there may be spoilers!
For what it's worth, by the way - sorry this is not quite as topical as it could have been. I had the idea when I posted that last rant, but I had to - er - learn how to use Photoshop before I could actually produce anything.
That is all.
Disclaimer. I own absolutely none of this. Harry Potter and all related entities are variously the property of JK Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, etc. The Atkins diet and everything to do with it is owned by, well, the Atkins diet. The map I've used here belongs to Disney. All images were found via Google; none of those belong to me either. Fonts are either Windows default ones or can be found at dafont.com. I am making no money or other gain from this, and make no claim of ownership.
In short: this is satire, intended to entertain my fellow fans. Please, please don't sue me. I've got no money anyway.