Deathly Hallows uberwank: Chapter 31, The Battle of Hogwarts

[fera_festiva]

LANDO CALRISSIAN: [Seeing the Death Star is operational] Home One, this is Gold Leader.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: We saw it. All craft, prepare to retreat.
LANDO CALRISSIAN: We won't get another chance at this, Admiral.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: We have no choice, General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
LANDO CALRISSIAN: Han will

Comments

[air_and_angels]

'By the way, Harry, now that I'm utterly dead, it seems a good time to tell you that I was quite the arse-bandit in my youth. Do stop feeling compassion for that wretched flayed child under your seat.'

i lol'd

[fera_festiva]

Can I quote that when I do that chapter? That's pretty much the best summary of Kings Cross I've ever heard. :D

Re: i lol'd

[air_and_angels]

Feel free. Thank you! I consider that quite a compliment.