it's incredibly awesome to have a clean desk. i can kind of see where people might get fanatical about cleaning. going from incredible filth and crumbs of cereal and clutter to this bizarrely tidy and empty spot where i can put things. and move them. or just leave it totally empty. fascinating ( Read more... )

Feral Ts: i think i ate some bleach earlier ( Read more... )

wooh, shortquiz ( Read more... )

mmm... atlantic shark is teh good. broiled it with lemon juice and garlic and pepper. still have about 10 pounds left, so i get to play with it more. best. fucking. seafood. ever.

mom always said a meal is better when you kill it yourself.

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then they're pushing it

so, i went to the coast for thanksgiving and went deep sea fishing out in the gulf of mexico. got a little seasick here and there, didn't throw up. my mom hooked two atlantic needlenose sharks; my dad reeled one in and i did the other. each was around 14 pounds, and we won the buy-in pot for the heaviest fish caught, about $130. mmmm.... shark ( Read more... )

some days, people give me the 'hey sexy' look and i feel good about myself.

most days, people give me that look and i think, 'fuck you. you don't even know me. stop picturing me naked and go fuck a dead donkey, you putrid sack of shit.'

maybe this is some kind of 'mommy issue'.

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i'm prayin' for tidal waves

i rather dislike people that feel the need to critique my art STYLE. i mean, seriously. if they don't like the style, they need to look at some other artwork. if they're looking for something to critique, find something else. anatomy, composition, proportion, lighting, texture, use of sheep... i make mistakes. god, i make horrible, ugly, accident- ( Read more... )

went to see chicken little. it was okay. there were some really fun moments, and fish was great. the character design was really awesome, loved that. the lighting got a little weird in places. the textures were lovely, really dig the feathers. runt amused me greatly too, with his strangely music-driven personality. there was a bull in a china shop ( Read more... )

people often find these sorts of things to be horrific/shocking/sad. i typically think to myself, "well, there's one less idiot what's going to reproduce. let's just hope they haven't already parented any twisted progeny." or alternately, "i want pie ( Read more... )

courtesy of vampire...: bloodlines

geologist - "...and he had a reputation for drinking the blood of his enemies, for which there is, of course, an obvious explanation."
vampire - "he was the first larper?"

jack - "[the sabbat] are about as useless as fake tits on a zombie."

ps to kdge - please fucking play "twisted transistor"

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i am the ( Read more... )