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[feralseraph]

We have our only microbiology lab of the quarter tommorrow morning. Looking through the directions, I discovered step #7. Take the other sterile swab and a sterile test tube to the lavatory and get a fecal sample by inserting the swab into your rectum. When you withdraw the swab, it should be brown. Bring the swab back to the lab in the test tube

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[pruneduchess]

I am so, so, so upset by this. Are we required to go? Are we required to do step 7?

[feralseraph]

I believe the answers are "yes". Very unfortunately. I don't know what sort of enforcement we're talking here, but we have to look at the plates on Friday. And there's some online module about Grams and questions on one of the concurrents about this shit (excuse the pun).

[pruneduchess]

boo hiss. approaching tomorrow with considerable distress.

[feralseraph]

You're not the only one.

[gothamesque]

Man, that's just no good. My sympathies.

[dreammephisto]

I thought you liked having things up your butt. :P

[cleort20]

At least you collect your own bacteria. They could have you practice on classmates.

[pixienchantress]

Wow. Are you sure you want to be a doctor? I feel like one should be 100% sure of these things before one reaches this stage of their education. Good luck to ya.