So yesterday i was watching a commercial for a game on the xbox 360, gears of war. The action on screen is muted and the protagonist picks up a broken sculpture head in a war torn city and looks at it, and then the road explodes behind him bearing down on him and he runs into a building for cover, he catches his breath and this giant spider is ( Read more... )

so as im walking out of the hotel this morning three cops in street clothes are walking out in different stages of taking off bulletproof vests. What the hell happenned?

i havent updated in a while...

...so i will just confuse:
www.canspidersfart.com

this website provides no answers to the question but it does pose the question in a way that makes it interesting.

hallo from a deutschland internet cafe. Man the keyboards here are wierd. The y is where the z is and the z is where the y is. But got to the hotel and all that and weäre getting readz to go have a blast...ttzl later.

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i had a 9:45 flight to pittsburgh last night...it got delayed an hour...in reality we started boarding the plane at 10:55. I talk to the stewardess and find out that there apparently is a long line to take off 25-30 minutes. We take off at 12:19 (notice not 25-30minutes later)....we land in pittsburgh at 1:02am ( Read more... )

today started out with me knocking my glasses off the nightstand and hearing a strange crumple. They broke at the solder joint on the bridge. I'm like crap! these glasses have a tiny bridge so glue or tape are out of the question. And since im in pittsburgh i don't have my soldering iron. I don't wear my glasses as a general rule during the day ( Read more... )

I use a specific brand of shaving gel because i have some sensitive skin on my face and have noticed that this product offers the smoothest shave. Neutrogena for Men Razor Defence. It really works. But thats not why i'm writing this entry. The old packaging was an old style can in plain grey on the bottom half of the can, white on the top half ( Read more... )

don't ask about the title, it was the first thing that came up when i hit A and i laughed to myself (ok if you have to ask i was teasing an animal lover on a forum by starting a thread about the tastiest cute animal ( Read more... )

so im in the bathroom at 5:45am and this blinding flash of light erupts outside, im like wow that lightning struck close all awestruck but wheres the thunder, 1 second later the house starts shaking as this reverberating loud explosive bass sound concusses through. The house was literally shaking...it was fantastic and eye opening.