I have examined my conscience and I find it clear.

When your hands are cuffed, there's only so much you can do; mainly try like hell not trip over other people's feet while you search for a key.

The Firing Squad

@ Back Booth every Friday
No Cover
$2 Jack Daniels Drinks, $1 PBR

Jim Leatherman, Ken Chiodini, and Freddy Mullins crack open the vaults of their personal record collections to blow... your... miiiiiiiiind, man! This is like Rock n' Roll Church. How devout are you?Wow, never thought the dead would walk again, but there they go-- ( Read more... )

Well, I'll be "Friends Only" from now on for a while, if I don't kill this blog all together.

Can you believe this?

It's actually quite ingenious, you know. Breasts are THE symbol of feminine identity in this culture, which is why breast cancer, which sometimes necessitates the cutting/removal of breasts, is so scary to so many women. So by encouraging rumors that abortion has a causative link with breast cancer, The Man is effectively ( Read more... )

Shhhhhhhhh, listen. Really fucking listen. The hum of the computer, not really a hum, more of a whir, a bit of a squeal no that can't be good. So/so's breathing from the other room, heavy and sweet, like the smell of jasmine thickening on a sweltering summer day. The swoooooooop and snick snick of hairs prickling up on the back of my neck. ( Read more... )

Lurkers, reveal yourselves ( Read more... )

Can anyone take my cat for an indefinite period of time? I mean, even if you can watch him for just a week, it'll be a huge help. If you can take him for longer, that'll be even better... His name is King Gypsy Finklestein, he's a big handsome fucking doll and I just don't have a home at the moment so neither does he. He's not declawed, but he has ( Read more... )

Come see me tomorrow at Kate O'Brien's Thanksgiving Eve Extraveganza, where I will be graciously representing that super hip, happenin' new Central Florida Website everyone is talking about: OrlandoCityBeat.com! Check out the site for info on the night's events, which will include all sorts of sexy dancing and, um, egg-throwing ( Read more... )

Finally... WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Ask yourself, loser, how well DO you know me? Not nearly as well as you wish you could, in the naked sense, I know. But anyone who gets 100, or even reasonably close, will win a drink and a kiss. Unless you're syty_gurl, because you helped me come up with the stupid questions and I'm not all on your jock like ( Read more... )

Mind zonked, wanna sleep. shyystarr's kids are cool, her son hates me for putting him to bed... at eleven peeyem! Ha ha, don't let me watch yer kids, I'll give 'em soda and chocolate, run around with 'em in the dirt, and then keep them up all night. Right. I kid ( Read more... )