Mmmmm Junk

[fern_tree]

Spam emails are some of my favourite things (when they don't carry viruses of course!). And this corker appeared in my inbox today.

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[talkingtothesky]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. It's about all the whump!

[fern_tree]

It is! XD My emails are trying to whump me!

[little_cello]

OH GOD FERN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD And if it was about the whump then I should have gotten one long ago.... But then again, I'm a master at evading such things ohohohoho /o/ *sneaky*

[fern_tree]

LOL! Cello has suddenly become 100 times more mysterious XD

[mountland]

I'll send u cigarettes so that you can trade them to get a high standing in prison so that you don't have to be anyone's bitch. Word of warning, keep a firm hold of you soap in the showers.

[fern_tree]

HAHA! Thank you. I feel relieved XD

[fawsley]

Gene will break you out, don't worry.

My uncle Nigel is wanted by the FBI. Or he was. Nobody really knows any more. He was last heard of somewhere above the Arctic Circle about 40 years ago... I don't even know what he did!

[fern_tree]

He'd better! :P

Whoa O_o Maybe I'll find Uncle Nigel in FBI Internet prison...

[rebelxxwaltz]

Awwww yiss, the Spam folder. -_-

I get 'Cougar_Dating' and I'm like, "EXCUSE YOU."

I get 'Grow_Your_Penis' and my mind wanders. Hmm...

Then, I get 'I am Muammar al-Gaddafi's daughter and I want to give you inheritance money!' and I just shake my head and go "O RLY? Why is your eMail address gxzgdsnwrz@uuurl.com?"

Oh internet, you slay me... XDDDD

[fern_tree]

XD HAHAHA Oh god yes I've had all of those. I keep getting emails from 'Paul McCartney' as well, and just for a split second I assume he's been emailing me personally. Such crushing disappointment!