COUNT: 8

[ferociousj]

 8: In the bathroom, in the god damn cloth box/drawer thing where I keep all my stuff.  Right in there!  With the deodorant and the toothpaste and such!  It crawled up the side of the box as I was gathering toilet paper, and that's where it met its white-tissued end.  Its crushed and mangled remains are even now on their way to a sewage processing

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[mercureal]

i believe i will miss living in a house regularly perimeter-sprayed with environmentally unfriendly pesticide.

[ferociousj]

What I need are the motion-detecting sentry guns they deployed in Aliens.