COUNT: 3

[ferociousj]

3: The wrong kind of compact and combat-ready, trying to look unobtrusive next to the sole picture frame on the east wall of my bedroom. Smashed it with the edge of the Sorry Stick and entombed its remains in tissues that went right into the conveniently-located garbage can. No mercy. There will never be mercy.

Comments

[garyt]

So, theoretically, if you and I were in the same place and found a live spider, which I was willing to transport out of the immediate environment, would you still push for execution?

[ferociousj]

You'd be able to evacuate it if you wanted, on the understanding that if it bites you and you die, I get to deliver a sarcastic eulogy.

[garyt]

I'm holding you to that understanding, regardless of how I die.

Can't wait to have my say

[anonymous]

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