What an awesome day. Trix taught our ASL class today. She wins the award for deafest woman in the world, hands down. In history Matt Plaxco tried to slide across a desk, but the top was broken and came off, sending him flying into 3 more desks. Also a large wooden piller fell over, quite close to my head. Damn Mr. Madiss's class for not securing ( Read more... )

I have to start my essay then sleep, but before doing so, I have to tell you all the highlight of the day. I was bagging and Trista was the checker. This guy comes through the line and:

I ask: "paper or plastic?"
This guy goes: "I will take eiter, I'm bi-sack-tual."

My Idol.

Another god damn day at QFC. Like eight people have come in the last few days turing in applications for jobs, a bunch from Inglemoor. Its really funny to see because some people get really dressed up just to turn in a application. And seeing as we arnt hiring, nor have we for the past 6 months (minus people who have parents who work there) it ( Read more... )

Lunch from work. I'm really not very fond of this time. I have been working for four hours, so I am mentally and phisacally tired. Now four hours is not that long, so I could handle just that. But no. They send me home for an hour and then expect me to come BACK to work another four hours. The problem is, I have just worked four hours, and I know ( Read more... )

What is everyones favorite, car? Post as many as you want.

Dear God, I just spent the last hour changing all the dates on my LJ entries, because for some reason all my posts were dated a month ahead. So my comp like "automaticcaly ajusted" itself, so I couldnt post anymore becasue it would be a month eariler then all my other posts. So I had to go change dates of my past 30 entires. Good story, eh? Sorry ( Read more... )

I'll cock your intimate pit.

'Nuff said.

Thank you Ali Bailey. She is in my bed . . . with Kayla and I.

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )

Firsts and Lasts ( Read more... )

So I get a bowl, pour in the Frosted Flakes for my afternoon snack. I pur in the milk, EAT about half of it, look down and realize THERE IS FUCKING BUGS IN MY CREAL. Moth larve to be exact. Through the bowl, milk and all) across my room and started screaming. Yeah, I need to go throw up now.