okay so 2 midgets walk into a bar and sit down and start drinking the first midget wispers something to the second midget the second midget then gets up and goes over to the bar tender and says i bet you 500 bucks that i can stand up on this table and piss into that bottle all the way on the other side of the room without spilling a drop the bar ( Read more... )

i had my first day of work today i thought id tell all you dumb fuckers about it now so i dont have to explain it over and over again when you fellows ask ( Read more... )

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want. Then, post this to your journal and see what people remember of you...

make it a fun one fellows...of corse every memory with me is a fun one

haha whats up all my home fris ive decided to start this thing up again ill be writing every day but alot of them will be privet i want to have a journal but buying one is to expensive and typeing is easier then writeing so ill just pretend this is it i wanna start up this journal again because im at a pretty important juncer in my life begining it ( Read more... )

I leave tomarrow to start my own life...scary huh..meh it will be fun for those of you that dont know im comming back to MA but befor i get there im stoping up in DC to see my uncle and some friends of mine i dont really have a set date on when ill leave but i know it cant be latter then the 11th of march this is all ill write again next month

long time no post meh what can you do no one reads this or post in this any more we have all "matured" HA well any ways im in a point in my life where i am really considering moveing back to mass right now...i dont have an idea how or when but i know i have to do it soon and my mom agrees shes wants me out as soon as i can be we moved here to get ( Read more... )

center>My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulferretface goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as ferret.1_line_drawing gives you 16 pink cinnamon-flavoured nuggets.a_blank_page gives you 17 mauve lime-flavoured gumdrops.bloodyblades tricks you! You lose 24 pieces of candy!ferretface gives you 16 blue cinnamon-flavoured nuggets.hairybeast tricks you! You ( Read more... )

I never knew anything could be this hard i've never felt so scared and alone not since i moved out here at lest ( Read more... )

moveing day is october 14th its set in stone i cant wait :) christy if you want me car its yours for free just talk to me befor i leave

Soon very soon i will be leaving you all my mother and i have decided that we cant stand living here any longer we moved out here to the east because of one reason Jay's family and Jay is no longer part of our life so we have no reason to stay. both my mother and myself NEED our family in our lives we have nothing and nobody out here except for a ( Read more... )