{ 012 } - { voice } - { Fourth Wall }

[ferretprince]

[When the recording starts, there's a great deal of fumbling, followed by several loud crashes as if the communicator is being slammed repeatedly against something. Perhaps a wall. Or, in this case, a kitchen counter.]

If this bloody Muggle device doesn't stop shouting at me-!

[From the tone of his voice, Draco is clearly one step away from

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[fallen_name]

[Well, that voice sounds terribly familiar.]

...Father?

((ooc: Brain breakage, ahoy! /o/ ))

[ferretprince]

...Excuse me?

{ooc: ahaha, oh goodness, this is like a twisted version of “meet the robinsons”.}

[fallen_name]

You're much-- younger than what I'm used to.

[Explanations. Who needs'em?]

[ferretprince]

...I feel it's safe to say I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

[hisdarkmark]

[Well hey there, Draco, have a doppleganger of some sorts.]

...what the hell are you using a Muggle device for in the first place?

[ferretprince]

Well, obviously I don’t have much of a choice, I wouldn’t be using it if I didn’t have to-

[Wait a second. He stops talking abruptly as it occurs to him why this voice is so familiar.]

...Why the hell do you sound like me?

[hisdarkmark]

You have to? Disgusting...

[...yeah, about that.]

Actually, I think it's you who sounds like me.

[ferretprince]

I'm certain it's the other way around. This is some sort of spell, isn't it?

[His other immediate conclusion is Polyjuice Potion, but if that's the case, he'd rather find out who the imposter is before letting on that he knows.]

[dyingtohealyou]

...Slamming it like that probably isn't going to help, you know.

[ferretprince]

Well, if you have any better ideas, I’d love to hear them.

[His voice is practically dripping with sarcasm.]

[dyingtohealyou]

Well, what does it look like? The device, of course.

[ferretprince]

[He takes a moment to look at the communicator, seeing as he can't exactly use it to take a video of itself.]

Well, it's- it's got a screen and it has buttons.

[He doesn't understand Muggle technology, bear with him.]

[cruxofapotter]

I don't think shouting back at it is necessarily going to help.

[ferretprince]

Oh, sod off, Potter. As if you know how to work this damn thing any more than I do.

[cruxofapotter]

I'm not saying that I do. But yelling at it is just pointless.

[ferretprince]

And what makes you so sure of that? It's a worthless piece of Muggle machinery, maybe shouting at it will help.

[Oh, Draco, he doesn't understand technology in the slightest.]

Dun mind this, but uhh naoyas a troll for draco..that draco up there... ahha!

[invidia_keeper]

You never change, Draco.

Haha, no problem~! <3

[ferretprince]

...And who are you supposed to be?

Naoya barely makes any sense on a good day >_>.

[invidia_keeper]

Naoya.

It's not surprising that you don't remember me, but look, you did have a kid after everything I told you.

Congratulations.

Oh gosh, I'll say.

[ferretprince]

...What the hell are you on about? I've never met anyone by that name.