A Trip to Fucking, Austria

[ferus_preliator]

Because there can never be too many jokes about the lovely town of Fucking.
A convo in the #Hetalia IRC channel with various APHDressingroom people. Roderich=Me von_habsburg
Bella=belgigeuroyaume
Arthur=dread_pirate_uk
Iceland=lookscold
Felipan=ohmypasta
Matthew=mynameiscanada


Bella: ...HEY RODERICH Is Fucking good this time of year?
Roderich: ......
Roderich: Fucking is good any time of year Bella
Arthur: ................... *SECOND LAUGHING FIT*
Roderich: Fucking is always lovely
Bella: I must see it sometime then.
Roderich: Oh yes, everyone should visit
Roderich: You really can't visit Austria without seeing Fucking
* Felipan giggle snorts
Felipan: I HAVE NOTICED THAT. :I
Bella: Lets round up a whole group and go see Fucking, then.
Iceland: Oh, dude, Fucking is awesome. You should really check out the spoon mueseum.
Roderich: Oh yes, we can take everyone in HQ
Roderich: Everyone could use a good tour of Fucking
Felipan: .... My sister does that too :I
Roderich: see how it works, who likes it and so on
Bella: Sounds good Roderich.
Iceland: Fucking may take a while to get used to for me. I'm used to so much larger.
* Roderich nods
Roderich: Fucking is perfectly sized for anyone's needs
Iceland: Oh, really?
Matthew: Really?
Iceland: That's good.
Matthew: I'd heard it was quite small.
Roderich: I highly recommend Fucking
Iceland: I feel like I can put my faith in Fucking now.
* Bella kicks Arthur. YOU DEAD, BB?
Roderich: As I said, it's perfectly sized. What is there is put to very good use for the greater good of Fucking
* Matthew chokes on laughter, ihu guys.
Roderich: I'm glad Iceland,, I'm sure you'll love Fucking
Roderich: I'm a Fucking fan myself
Iceland: If Fucking is really good, I might go a second time.
Bella: You live for Fucking, Roderich, it's lovely enough.
Roderich: Oh yes, many people come multiple times when they come to Fucking
Iceland: Will Fucking be free?
Iceland: Or do I need to pay for a hotel?
Iceland: For Fucking?
* Matthew contemplates the pros and cons of pulling an all nighter before work.
Roderich: Fucking itself is free if you visit with the right people
* Bella shoves Matthew to bed
Iceland: Oh, I see.
* Matthew shoves Bella to bed!
Iceland: If I share a Fucking hotel room with Matthew, Bella, and Arthur, I'm sure Fucking would be cheap!
* Bella already went to bed, asshole. D Back to shoving you to bed, go sleeeep.
Roderich: Oh yes, it probably would
Bella: If Arthur isn't dead.
Roderich: The more people you share Fucking with, the better it is after all
Arthur: I AM NOT
Bella: Would we have to pay more for a dead person?
Matthew: Arthur is probably getting coffee--
* Arthur sparkles!
Bella: ...
* Bella waves away sparkles.
* Arthur has COFFEE~
Iceland: Arthur! Want to share a Fucking hotel room with me?!
* Bella steals coffee
* Arthur SPARKLES MORE
Roderich: Hmm, dead people and Fucking don't mix very well
* Arthur hits Bella
Arthur: ...
* Bella punches Arthur
Arthur: I would love to Iceland.
Arthur: :|
Bella: ...Really?
Arthur: ..................
Roderich: THe dead just can't enjoy Fucking as much as the living
Iceland: Wonderful!
Matthew: The dead can't enjoy much of anything, really.
Bella: Wouldn't the living enjoy Fucking with their loved ones though, even if they're dead?
Arthur: Not really.
Roderich: Yes, which makes them highly unsuited to Fucking
Roderich: It's up to you who you enjoy Fucking with
Roderich: Though we suggest that you not necessarily stick to people in your family when it comes to enjoying Fucking
Iceland: I would love to enjoy Fucking with all of you.

THERE IS ONLY CLASSY HUMOR IN #HETALIA >_>