Something that has perturbed me for a while

[ferusgratia]

OK, so when men where those skin tight bicycle shorts....where the hell does there penis go?

Comments

[oddest1]

The shorts are so small they have to take it off and put in in a box for later ;)

[ferusgratia]

Oh! That explains so much! Except I can't seem to find the release button on mine.

[anivair]

it's inside somewhere.

But I'm pretty sure it goes in the leg. Or they just take a cold shower, wait for shrinkage, and then put the pants on and hope for the best.

[maevemacaraab]

Tucked up, my friend. Tucked up.

[ferusgratia]

Nope, that's not it. Tucking wouldn't allow you to peddle, and think of how bicycle seats are shaped. Only a sadomasocist would tuck then sit on those things.

[catnik]

Some of them have a ... hammock.

[bohemiangrrl]

I don't even know how you guys can walk with all that crap hangin' around down there. Seriously.

[ferusgratia]

You know it comes pretty naturally to me (walking that is), but when I think of the dynamics of what's going on down there, yeah it's a little mystifying.

[bohemiangrrl]

Eh, on the same token, boobs can get very annoying at times. Especially when you're say.... riding your bike over the brick streets in German Village.

[ferusgratia]

Wow! I've never thought of that. Breast seem to bring such happiness and annoyance to the world.

[strangenoises]

Considering that the only man I know who actually wears those shorts is MY FATHER, I'd really rather not know... or think about it.

ueugh

[ferusgratia]

Easy. Your father has no naughty bits. Just as your parents never had sex. You sprang from the ground just like the rest of us.