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[fervens_deus]

Is it April?

Is it April 17th?

NO.

NO IT IS FUCKING NOT.

So, it is NOT JESUS' FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

GOD.

Comments

[randomposting]

I hope your holidays are lovely! :)

[fervens_deus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. HAPPY NOT MY SON'S DAMN BIRTHDAY to you too.

Screw you, Santa.

[randomposting]

Thanks! :)

[fervens_deus]

Oh, you are WELCOME. Would you like a waffle?

[campjesus]

go take a nap.

[fervens_deus]

I am not taking a nap at 2 in the ante meridiem.

[campjesus]

Do it. You're cranky.

[fervens_deus]

I'm always cranky.

[derek_bliss]

Happy Solstice, then.

Blame the Pope--he was the ass who decided to move the birthday to get the pagans to play along. And even then, knowing that, some folks think it's in July.

[fervens_deus]

It wasn't the pope, it was Constantinus. And don't think I don't bitch slap him for that every year.

[derek_bliss]

Same thing as far as I'm concerned. One started it, the other keeps it going.

Thanks. I think he needs it.

[fervens_deus]

Well, if you want to get all technical about it, the pope is using it in an attempt to harvest global peace, while Constantinus just wanted an excuse to keep celebrating the birth of Mithras and drink his ass of kilter.

[_angel_in_black]

I do not even think that most people really realize that Christmas has anything to do Jesus' birthday. And instead pray to Santa to bring them toys or to make their children behave.

[fervens_deus]

Christmas has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus' birthday, Gabriel. Absolutely nothing.

Unless I wasn't looking when he was born, and Jesus is actually Mithras the god of light or whatever the hell it is.

Maybe then.

[_angel_in_black]

Yes. But some people think it does. Or so it seems from all the gatherers at the Churches during this time of year.

[fervens_deus]

That's hardly an indicator of anything.