You know how horrible I am? I am so horrible that I woke up and took a shower and got dressed in my grungy clothes *all* ready to do some kick ass cleaning.... and now I'm about to fill out a survey I stole from
her. Heaven help me.
001) What time are you starting this? 11:13 AM
002) Name? Jessica
003) Date of birth? October 23rd, 1982
004) Sex?: femme fatal. Ha.
005) Height?: 5’ 5"
006) Eye color?: blue/green. Mostly green. Depends on my mood/what I wear/the lighting.
007) Weight?: Ugh. 165-170 now, I think. =X Don't laugh!
008) Location?: Meriden, CT
009) Where were you born?: Wallingford, CT
010) Have you ever failed a grade?: ::snickers:: Next question please?
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?: 9th.
012) Do you have crush on someone?: Colin Farrell (did I spell that right?) is swoonworthy. Except I hear he's a manslut, so that sort of cripples my crushing.
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: ::nods::
014) If so, what is their name?: Daniel, aka Dannylion
015) How long have you been together?: a little over five years now.
016) What are you wearing right now?: Capri stretchy grey pants, a "Rayman: The Great Escape" black tee, and socks and sneakers.
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: Ask me four years ago and I would have said no, but that kinda went down the loo. haha.
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Hrm, actually.. no. All my teachers were women or old, fat guys.
019) Are you a virgin?: pfft.
020) Do you smoke?: gag me with a spork.
021) Do you drink?: Hardly. Maybe a wine cooler once in a blue moon. I try to stay away from alcohol. It's icky.
022) Are you ghetto?: ::falls over laughing:: If you go by the first house you see when you turn onto our street - which has about four floors, *ten* families, with kids who run around with hardly any clothes on and play on their slip-n-slide on the sidewalk, and have their house number *written* on the side of their house in magic marker... than yes.
023) Are you a player?: Hehe.. ;) (uhm, no.)
024) What are your favorite colors?: blue.. and green. and silver.
025) What is your favorite animal?: Anything cute n' furry.
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: I.. don't think so?
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: lol, no. I try to stay away from situations where I might have to try to defend myself.
028) Who are your best friends?: Dan and even though I don't talk with her a lot or spend a lot of time with her, I always will consider Melissa to be one of my best buds ;)
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: You mean like, other than my brother?
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: It's a tie between my dad and Dan. I think I told to both of them at *least* once every day.
031) Have you ever been slapped?: Hrm. Not with a hand, I don't think. My mom used to hit me in the head with a brush, though.
032) Do you get online a lot?: Haha.. you mean this thing I call my home?
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: It all depends on my mood, where I am and who I'm with. If I'm comfortable enough, I've been known to embarrass people, haha.
034) Do you shower?: Ew! Now why would I do something like that?
035) Do you hate school?: I hated school when the school hated me. Hrmph.
036) Do you have a social life?: ::giggles:: Now *that* is funny.
037) How easily do you trust people?: I think I have a way of making it seem like I trust people so I can actually tell if I can. But in the back of my head I'm always second guessing everyone.
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: I may have kept things from them in the past, but I don't think I ever meaningfully outright lied to them about something important.
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Probably one or two.
040) Would you ever sky dive?: Probably when I'm old and wrinkled and lived a fulfilled life. lol. That way if I died on my way down I wouldn't regret it.
041) Do you like to dance?: In the privacy of my own home, yes.
068) Have you ever been out of state?: Oh yeah... But not too far.
069) Do you like to travel?: Most definitely. I love them!
070) Have you ever been expelled from school?: Ha.. No, but I dropped out.
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: Nah.. I think the worst I got was a detention. Once.
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: I did. Wallingford was just too.. blech. Not that I went too far.. lol.
072) Are you spoiled?: Sort of.. maybe?
073) Are you a brat?: lol.. I'll plead the fifth.
074) Have you ever been dumped?: Of course.
075) Have you ever gotten high?: On LIFE! ::cheesy grin::
076) What's your favorite drink?: Iced tea (especially peach or rasberry) and water.
077) Do you like Snapple?: ::nods:: Some of them.
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: Only if it's bottled or really cold.
079) What toothpaste do you use?: What's that?
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: I have a cell phone, but it's hardly useful. It's either buried in my bag so I can never tell when it's ringing, or it's dead.
081) Do you have a curfew?: Considering I'm living with my fiance, I really would hope not. I would be with the wrong guy if I did.. hah.
082) Who do you look up to?: My father, most definitely.
083) Are you a role model?: HA! HAhahahahahahaha.
084) Have you ever been to Six Flags?: Actually.. no. =X
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: I try to stay away from brand names. They're all just trying to advertise on your body!
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: I used to wear my diamond white gold ring that Dan gave me for Christmas, but... I got too fat and now it won't fit. So, sometimes either the necklace of my mother's diamond from her first marriage (with my dad) made into a necklace, or my grandmother's diamond made into a necklace from her engagement ring to my grandfather (who is now passed).
087) What do you have pierced?: Nada. Tried to have my ears pierced once, but one week into it I couldn't stand the damn backings always getting in the way of everything, so I took them out and let them close.
088) What do you want pierced?: I've always sort of wanted my eyebrow pierced. I don't know why.
089) Do you like taking pictures?: Yes, although I suck royally at it. My father gave all that talent to my younger brother.
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: You know, I hate having my picture taken, because I think I look absolutely horrible, but then I *want* pictures of me, just because I feel like I don't exist at my home.
091) Do you have a tan?: ::begins to hum the Casper theme song::
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: Nah. I've been told by many that I'm the most patient person they know. How I ever managed that one, I'll never know.
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: No way. Rumors are for Losers. Mwaha..
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: I have my own *apartment* what do you think?
095) Do you have your own pool?: ::sniffles:: I WANT TO SWIM!
096) Do you have any siblings?: a younger brother who's 18, a younger half sister who's 5, an older stepbrother who's 25 or something, and an older stepsister who's about 28.
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs? All depends on the guy.
098) Have you ever been played?: Bah. The cute ones are always bastards.
099) Have you ever played anyone?: I think we've already went over this.
100) Do you get along with your parents?: Eh. You always go through that "phase." My phase was when my mother finally divorced my father and started drinking a lot. I resented her a lot and we fought.. a *lot* But I get along with her for the most part now, and I absolutely *adore* my father.
102) How do you vent your anger?: You know... I'm trying to think of a time when I was *that* angry that I had to vent.. and I really don't know. Usually I just rant and rave to Dan about things that bother me.
103) Have you ever run away?: No... I think I thought about it, though.
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: ::sigh:: Let's move on from this one.
105) Do you even have a job?: Yup. I work at a florist/gift shop that my stepmother owns with her family. I work with her and my daddy. Woohoo.
106) Do you daydream a lot?: Always.
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: Not really. Dan is my first *serious* guy.
108) Do you run your mouth?: lmao.. Yeah, sometimes.
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: Something small... and feminine/pretty. Like a fairy or stars or something. In a sexy-not-so-noticeable place.
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: I don't. I don't think I'd ever be able to go through with it. Maybe I'll just draw something on me sometime.. heh.
111) What are your favorite flowers: gerbera daisies are so beautiful and *perfect* looking. And I love gladiolas.. After working in a flower shop, there are just *so* many flowers.
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: ....I wouldn't know.
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: Go watch "S.W.A.T." or "The Recruit" haha.
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: ::rolls eyes:: of course.
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: Oh who knows. I usually keep my mouth shut about things. Unless it's online. Then I'll let it rip. Mwaha.
116) Are you rude?: I don't think so...
117) What was the last compliment you received?: Melissa, being such a sweetie and always making me feel good about myself. I can't even keep track of what she said anymore.. ;) And the girl who I got this survey from - she came to my site and said she was linking me (and she plugged me!) and she complimented me on my site. ::beams::
118) Do you like getting dirty?: .....I don't even think I *want* to answer this question. It scares me.
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: ::cringe:: innie. I hate belly buttons.
120) Are you flexible?: For a girl who's muscles ache and joints already pop at 20, yeah.. I'm pretty flexible.
121) What is your heritage?: My father always told me I have a little bit of everything in me. Mostly I'm Scottish (my last name actually is named after - or we named - a town.. *two* towns in Scotland) and Native American, Iriquois.
122) What is your lucky number?: I don't think I have a lucky number.
123) What does your hair look like right now?: It's dark, wet and pulled back in a messy bun. Dan always tells me I look so much prettier with my hair *down* but I didn't want to dry it and it bothers me when it's down. It's a brownish red right now. Almost my natural hair color.
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: I used to be.. Because of a certain Jonathan Taylor Thomas. lol. But it didn't last long. I'm not a big lover of red meat, but I eat chicken and fish a lot.
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: I've had many heartbreaks with Dan over the five years we've been together.
126) Describe your looks?: Ugh, I hate my looks at the moment. I've gained too much weight so I'm getting chunky, my face is too round, my hair is frizzy and not long enough, and I have horrible posture. Oh yeah, and I hate my glasses. Oh, and teeth. ::nods:: I think that's it.
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: Oh come on, I don't even remember my *real* hair color.
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: ::coughs::
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: Dan's 4 months older than me - and he likes to remind me of it all the time. Bastard. ;)
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: That would be never.
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: I don't do dates anymore. Not when you're with someone for five years. lol.
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: I actually am not a huge fan of either these days. I think I get more turned on *giving* as strange as that sounds.
133) Have you ever given?: yes
134) Have you ever received?: ::nods::
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: I don't.. think so.
136) Do you have one now?: nope.. Although maybe I should and I'll lose some weight.
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: I usually try to get it by the third ring.
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: Urm.. nope. Not yet. ;D
139) If yes, when was the last time?: -
141) Do you cry a lot?: =\
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: No way.
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: .........I'm not answering this.
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: "awesome" or "yeah, right!" or something to that effect.
145) Are you the romantic type?: pfft.. the kind of you want to hit over the head with blunt objects.
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: LOL... no. But I've been pulled over. Before I even got my license!
147) What do you like most about your body?: My eye color, I suppose.
148) What do you like least about your body?: everything else.
149) Who did you last hook up with?: No one...
150) When was the last time you threw up?: Honestly, I don't throw up. I don't think I've thrown up since I was about 6-years old. I don't know why - I can't even *make* myself throw up! It's insane.
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: It all depends on the guy. Color doesn't matter.
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: I'm wearing them right now. They're tan adidas look-alike sneaks with white stripes - two of them - down the sides.
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: Haha.. I'm constantly saying that I need a new wardrobe because I *so* will not wear the shirts I have anymore, simply because of that.
154) What about cleavage?: Hardly. I don't have much cleavage to show off.
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: Well I *know* Dan isn't. I don't know about Lis. ::wicked grin::
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: LOL. The way that was said. That's just too funny.
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: ::falls over laughing::
158) What color are your underwear right now?: uhm.. ::checks:: Ha.. simple white cotton. Oh yeah, so sexy.. ::rolls eyes::
159) What theme does your room have?: Considering this is my second week in a new place - our bedroom has a theme of a bed, two night tables and a dresser with nothing in it yet. So yeah. That's the theme.
160) What size shoe do you wear?: 8-9
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: Nada.
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: daisy x chains
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: Depends on how "public" it is! ;D
164) How are you feeling right now?: My head hurts because I'm not wearing my glasses and my stomach is icky and I'm tired because I was up all night because I couldn't sleep because Dan is in Maine and I'm alone.
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: I don't party.
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: ....I think I would throw up before I gave anyone a lapdance.
167) What do you sleep in?: A t-shirt or just underwear.
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: Yeah.. although nothing too bad. Except for the fact that my former best friend decided to tell everyone in school that I was faking having asthma (when I was missing so much school they were dragging me to court and threatening to throw me in juvenile hall). I guess so then. Yeah.
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: No self esteem and... just pretty much disliking myself. lol.
170) What is one of your good qualities?: I'm really nice and friendly to pretty much anyone, and I'm unbelievably patient.
171) Would you marry for money?: HA. Yeah right.
172) What do you drive?: Either our '94 Subaru Impreza or my dad's '92 silver Saturn coupe.
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: ::giggles:: Nah. not yet.
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: Daddy, definitely.
175) What does your lj username mean?: fervently is passionately.
176) What's your favorite lj to read?: Melissa's definitely. I could read every single post she puts up, even if it's ten pages long and about nothing at all.
177) When was the last time you cried in school?: Blech. I try not to remember.
178) Do you wear Chucks?: what the hell is a chuck?
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: Uhm.... no way. I think.
180) What time are you finishing this?: 11:56 AM Wow.. that wasn't too long. It seemed a whole hell of a lot longer.