did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe ( Read more... )

someone put me into a bad position tonight and i feel like i need to joke a little to get it off my mind so heres some funny stuff ( Read more... )

hey my guidnce counselor finally called..i had to rough her up a little to get the classes i wanted...i may have to take down the english department sometime soon....but im hoping that i wont have to....anywho..here it is ( Read more... )

heeeeeyyyyyyy, i am so happy to see you!!... although i cant see you...but thats not the point!.... hahahahaha..... im loosin it here guys! no....wait i think i just left it in my other pants...??? well yaeh anyways....good day ,dad and us plus movies plus tequilla = good time yay! well the only bad things happening today are 1 crystal& 2 katie ( Read more... )

TEQUILLA ROSE ( Read more... )

hey, today was a good day for me...i had fun at work, katie wasnt there so i could enjoy myself, we made brownies and soap and played games...and we are making soap and painting ceramics tomarrow. yay...we played hide and seek with my boss today! and i scared her it was great. she has kittens! cuteness! were making stuff to sell at our towns apple ( Read more... )

katie e-mailed me twice today, involved ashley in it. she e-mailed her three times talking shit about me. she said in one of them " oh well one less person in my life for me to buy a christmas preasant for." that is so childish. she is the ne who e-mailed me. i dont want to talk to her. monday is coming up too soon. speaking of monday, sarah. can ( Read more... )

i;d like to, shoot you in the ass with a bb gun, ill lay in the tall grass and laugh at what i'd done, i'd like ta rub your tooth brush on some sick monkeys butt, give your home phone number to some perverted nut. i'd ike to shoot you in the ass witha bb gun!.......hey have you ever seen a fish sleep? bubbys fish is sleepin....hes fat..........i ( Read more... )

hey, yay i got some of my nyc pics in the mail today .they were really funny and i am supposed to be getting a LOT more of them either tomarrow or sat so i will have to show them to yall when we get back to scool which is only in like 14 days so thats really cool! yay. hey the new degrassi and instant star are coming out tomarrow night....thats one ( Read more... )

yay today is matts 16th b-day happy b-day matt! if anyone sees him before me tell him i said happy b-day! ;)

someone pleeeeeez help me! ashley is stomping on my toes with crutches and irt hirt6s jhdslbaslbsjvbhheeeeeelllllppnjsxjksadkadsc,bsdv heeeeeeeelllllp! mi cacapoopoomuthafuka