soooooooooooooo bored. matt and ryan are at my place, rachael is out of town for her moms birthday, seth is at a trade show, jenni isn't going to hang out with me anytime soon, and i can't jack off cause mugsy is coming over soon to play halo. i need more friends. i did just find out that jason and taylor are joining the marines. thats interesting ( Read more... )

im bored. anyone else?

so. don't got much ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cock!

1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on cock.
2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention cock!
3. In Japan, cock can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil cock!
5. The only planet that rotates on its side is cock!

so went home last night to the best meal i've had in a long while. baked chicken, mashed potatoes, cornbread, corn, and strawberry shortcake for dessert. i loved every second. then i get up the next day and have a fight with my parents about how im living my life. they realized that i smoke from doin' some of my laundry for me. this is the other ( Read more... )

watched....some movie....last night. i had to many beers to really concentrate on it though, so me and my man seth are going to have to go back and watch it. he's going to bring King Arthur ( Read more... )

so last night was awsome. i havn't been drunk like that for a long time. it was cool. i feel bad that rachael felt that she had to come and get me. hey, if i drunk called you, i hope i didn't say anything too stoopid. i got a call from someone saying that i was kinda fucked up in my message to her. she really hasn't told me what it was that i said ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Coda!

1. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Coda is the victim.
2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Coda to reach the earth's core!
3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Coda!
4. Coda is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Coda!

my life is going to get really interesting in the next few weeks. if i didn't think this was going to go badly i'd be really excitied ( Read more... )

you know me, and have known me.
honestly, what did you expect of me?
if you thought different then what i am
that's not my fuckin' problem