Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

[festusmonroe]

Today I went running, lifted weights, had steak for lunch, and checked out a Chilton’s car repair manual from the Library. Damn! I feel like a man today. Next, I’m fixin’ to drink beer and get in a fight.

Comments

[akhliber]

you know, there's gonna be some karaoke tonight. you should come rock out with some sabbath or something.

[tenaciousg]

maybe you should fight that chris short fella, after you drink some of his beer. he's been awfully sassy lately.

[festusmonroe]

Yeah, he's been askin' for it, what with his backsass and such.

Me: "Hey you, let's fight!"
Chris: "Them's fightin' words!"
POW!
Chaos ensues.

[tenaciousg]

just make sure that in the midst of "chaos" you run off with the R2D2 trash can that he keeps in the garage.

[anonymous]

hoo-eee! i didn't realize you were such a manly feller.

[festusmonroe]

Neither did I! I'm as surprised as you are.