HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[festusmonroe]

In February, as some of you know, my home was burglarized to the tune of about $6,000, mostly musical equipment. Traumatizing. Though it provided the proverbial leg-drop to my barely-twitching sense of security, it afforded me a large quantity of new, better stuff through the magic of renter's insurance

Comments

Wowza!

[cattlegoblin]

That's an absolutely amazing story. Maybe you should make it into a TV movie....I'm so glad that you found it, I'm sure you're thrilled.

"Welcome home," I said...

[swallowwhole]

then swept her into a passionate embrace.

you left out the best part!

i'm glad for you, bill. i remember when you first brought that baby home.

Re: "Welcome home," I said...

[festusmonroe]

HAHA!

I wanted to keep this a PG-13 post.

[bobjovi]

That's awesome.
One time, I left my Bible outside at church when I was, like 13 or something, and 7 years later the guy who took it (who was a minister) brought it back to my church.

But a guitar is way better.

[festusmonroe]

Were you sure it was the same one? And why would a minister steal it? Doesn't he have, like, fifty of them?

[jennamonster]

I do NOT appreciate you making me cry over a guitar. Not one bit.
What do you think I am, some sort of sissy or something?

[festusmonroe]

How did I make you cry?

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[jennamonster]

You and your sissy ass touching story about a boy and his guitar reunited. Sheesh.

(Actually, I'm quite excited for you. This has been another Interesting Development in The Life of Bill.)

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[festusmonroe]

Yes, my life is quite action-packed. I haven't been bored since November. Of course, half of that time has been spent talking to the police, insurance adjusters, repairing my vandalized minivan . . .

[lapeintre]

congrats...congrats...congrats...congrats..congrats

I'm so happy for you!