Cancer of the Pants

[festusmonroe]

My sanity is dependent upon three things: my keys are in my right front pocket, coins in my left, and my wallet is in the right rear pocket. Secure in this knowledge, I can keep my self mentally stable and maintain balance spiritually as well as gyroscopically

Comments

[swallowwhole]

i am envious of your blue back-lighting.

this wasn't a bad entry... but i'm kind of attached to the one i was composing for you in my head.

[bobjovi]

Cell phones that are so tiny are hard for me. I always think that since the mouthpiece doesn't meet my mouth, the anxious listener can't hear me...so I am constantly taking the phone off my ear and putting it down to my mouth whenever I have something to say.

[its420now]

yo