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[festusmonroe]

Tomorrow I cut my hair. My last night as a shaggy-haired weirdo. To commemorate the occasion, I took my ‘fro for one last jog around the neighborhood. I’ve grown fond of the way it clings to my face when I’m sweating, as if my face produces some sort of follicle adhesive. The way random strands playfully smack me in the eyeball when I’m driving

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[archiedavis]

alas, i will miss the fro.

it was the only way people could tell one bill from the other.

except for the height difference.
and different looks.
and voices.
and everything else.

but still, it made things nice and country simple, it did.

is it really that bad?

[anonymous]

is a haircut really all that bad? i mean, just look what it did for sampson. our cat scruffy's haircut only made her able to run around more so as to better annoy us in our sleep and steal our breath. there are worse things. your company could have told you that you needed to cut off your toes and make out with a sort of mouthed cucumber while eating balogna in order to keep your job, but they didn't. they could have told you that you needed to get many fillings and constantly chew aluminum foil, but they didn't. just think of how much worse you could have it. the next time you think about your "rockin" mushroom-cloud-of-destiny hair, simply remember all the starving kids in africa that don't have hair to eat.

we were out at the bar and didn't get your message until late, sorry we didn't call you back. oh, and i can't get a live journal without a code (which you should be able to provide) or money. i like to hoard money.

your sister

[swallowwhole]

hmm... i just hope your hair care technician isn't confused by your request for a cut "just long enough to be curly." it is awfully complicated. good luck to you, recruit.

[jennamonster]

After careful consideration, I've decided you should go for the Mister T look. That is all.

Hi

[tapewormy]

Now I have my very own live journal
You should come and look at it, however
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