Comments | fetchthestick: 13: Lucky Number

fetchthestick

13: Lucky Number

Sep 16, 2009 18:52

YEAH!! I can run 'round NAKED again!!

bein a pet is all i know, 4th wall, obscure canon reference

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try_and_makeme September 17 2009, 02:09:19 UTC

[He rubs his eyes. He'd been on his way downstairs, hungry but sleepy. Everyone knows you can't sleep on a complaining stomach. But there is no bottom of the steps. He stumbles, with a grunt, being unused to falling... ever.]

The fuck? This ain't...I gotta be dreamin'. But then, how come it's dark?

[Yes, he talks to himself. He breathes in deeply, scenting for anything familiar. Even in dreams things smell right. But nothing here does.]

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 02:18:55 UTC

[His ears prick. HE KNOWS THAT VOICE.]

Sage?!?

try_and_makeme September 17 2009, 02:25:11 UTC

[He stops moving, stops breathing for a moment. It can't be. His ears and nose never lie though. His tail lashes and he's less sure this is a dream.]

Thom?? Issat you?

[He rubs his eyes trying to adjust them to the dark but it's dark and that's all there is to it. If he were dreaming he could make it light. Also he wouldn't still be hungry. If he were dreaming.]

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 02:33:05 UTC

SAGE!!!

Where are ya?!

[Thupa thupa thupa puppy paws hitting the deck as he starts looking for his best friend omg. Where is heeee~]

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wolvesxeyes September 17 2009, 02:21:06 UTC

[Have a facepalm Thom.]

Thom, if anyone named Logan approaches you, get away from him, y'hear me?

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 02:24:36 UTC

Uh, 'kaay!

...

Why?

wolvesxeyes September 17 2009, 02:26:44 UTC

He's... he's a breeder from my world and he's dangerous! Just... just don't listen to a thing he says!

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 02:44:10 UTC

But I already belong t'someone, I'm not wild. Why would he bother me?

Thread 23

scareless September 17 2009, 03:16:04 UTC

Oh Thom. I wish I had an adorable dog like you. But I only have a stinking fish.

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 03:18:46 UTC

Your fish smells?

scareless September 17 2009, 03:19:39 UTC

Kinda does, actually. Should probably change his water.

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 03:38:00 UTC

I like fresh water!!

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imaletyoufinish September 17 2009, 03:57:14 UTC

Yo Thom, I'm happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Lassie was one of the best dogs of all time!

fetchthestick September 17 2009, 04:10:44 UTC

Huh?

I can't help myself! tamedwolf September 17 2009, 16:55:45 UTC

Why couldn't you do so before?

Re: I can't help myself! try_and_makeme September 17 2009, 21:30:47 UTC

[obscure canon character makes an observation, sticking his snubby little nose in where it doesn't belong...which is pretty much how he works]

Yeah, I don't get that neither. He was always nekkid 'cept for his collar at home.

Hey THOM!! Someone ask'd you a question!!

Re: I can't help myself! fetchthestick September 18 2009, 01:36:03 UTC

[Thom laughs - Sage, you're being a Sage!]

Well I DO, but then I growed up for a couple days and Oleg said I should wear pants so I did. But now I'm small again so I tool 'em off.

... They were big.

Re: I can't help myself! try_and_makeme September 18 2009, 01:48:05 UTC

[He frowns]

How'dja grow up for a coupla days, and what difference would pants make?

[His owner being who he is, and Sage being himself points out the obvious]

Jus' cause it got big an' hard don't make no difference...unless you wanted t'fuck. Didja? Was that why? Cause 'f you did I guess it mighta made people feel weird, but if you didn' wan' sex, it'd jus' stay in like it does now...didn' it?

[He tugs at the waistband of his pajama bottoms]

Guess I oughta be glad Sree made me put these on tonight...las'night...whaever night. I got lotsa hair, but not all over like yer fur Thom. An' it's not HOT here neither.