17: His planet is too warm for snow

[fetchthestick]

So ummm...

I heard lotsa stuff but there were kinda big words an' I didn't get a lot of it.

Who's Santa?

Comments

[seagullmun]

Santa's the guy they put on coke cans every winter. He rings bells in front of Walmart and scares kids. Like a bouncer!

[fetchthestick]

Uh...

[Dude he lost you at "coke."]

He... bounces?

[seagullmun]

Well yeah. The fat ones do anyway.

[triplethecrazy]

Some organic who goes breaking into houses to deliver 'gifts', apparently. I vould not know.

[fetchthestick]

Wuz' or-gan-nick?

[wild_steed]

Santa is someone who brings toys and wonderful treats to good boys and girls every year on a certain day. But if you're bad, he brings coal and bad-tasting food. I had to endure some kind of 'medicated' mash one year. Gross.

[fetchthestick]

Oooh, I'm good! My Masters always say I'mma good boy.

[dormant_beast]

Is there not a Santa in your world?

[fetchthestick]

Nope! Well... not that anyone ever told me anyway.