[Hello Discedo. How is your morning? Oh that's good, you're just... going to be woken up by a scream.
And the briefest flash of
this before the communicator is thrown across the room.]
[It gets picked up a little later, Romana beaming apologetically, feather duster in her other hand, feathers dusting over the expanse of her skin that this costume
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Also his nose is bleeding.]
Ma cherie--! You look so magnificent!
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He can see her cleavage though] Ah, monsieur, so cruel~ You can see me, and yet I can't see you...
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oh....
see that, that's unlimited nosebleed works ]
...Romana-san...
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Ah, you're bleeding mademoiselle~ Poor dear, do you need someone to clean you up?
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That... wouldn't... be necessary... Romana-saaaan....
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Oh? Are you quite sure Giappone? I'm no nurse, but I'm sure I could help...
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[ The other part of him, the louder part of him, the pirate part of him has beat back the modern, more rational side of him in favour of quirking a brow and offering a smirk to the lovely lady before him. ]
Ye be missing a spot over there, dearie.
[ Can you spell r e g r e t i n t h e m o r n i n g? ]
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She's screaming internally even as she reaches over, skirt ridding higher to lazily dust at a random spot]
There, Monsieur? Is that better?
[I don't know can you spell m o s t d e f i n i t e l y?]
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Yeah, s'abit lovey. But I be's thinking you drops something there, 'sprobably right by your feet now it is. I ain't never not seen someone so dedicated to their job, should be getting yourself a promotion.
[ Please kill him please after this is done he is going to need to take a bath. In bleach. ]
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Oh? [She looks around, a small smirk growing] I'm afraid I can't see it Monsieur was is behind or in front of me?
[No the bleach bath and a swift death is hers first sorry]
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Even though you're speaking in that accursed Franchanese
I have this weirdass urge to give you a T-shirt and save you from a life of impiety.
Also to avert my eyes because I feel like I'm way too young to be seeing any of this.
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Bonjour petit! How are you to day- ahh, what a cute costume!
[Just... ignoring anything lmao, she thinks she's French now, that's what they do right? Ignore things...]
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Fanfuckingtastic.
What happened to you?
That was partially a rhetorical question, because I'm guessing the same thing happened to you that's happening to me.
Still,
I liked you better before this sad transformation.
[ Karkat admitting to not hating everything terrible things are afoot. ]
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But for now she'll just giggle sweetly]
What do you mean what happened to be petit? Ah, I just found myself with a lot of houses to clean... people are so messy aren't they.
Though why did you like me better before? I was so grumpy~
[Whoops there goes the world, it's ended]
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Ah? D-dusting? [Way to be manly Marco.]
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Oui! Though I'm quite good at doing a quick spit polish if you need one. [Is this an innuendo, does it even make sense, whatever she is smirking just roll with it]
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Ah... is that so? [Gulps. No. He's not blushing. Despite his grass skirt, he's too manly for that. It's just the seashell bikini he's wearing. Can't help it.]
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She'll just lean forward, pressing her breast together with her arms and purr] Oui~ Would Monsieur like a demonstration?
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