Happy birthday to me

[fetus_barbeque]

...or something. finally 21. can get into the fucking roped off section without being sneaky or overly charismatic. but as for the day, i see nothing happening but lying around. i've turned into one sad waste of flesh i suppose. yarg. maybe i'll make myself a birthday cake though, that would be nice. yep, that's about the extent of this update.

Comments

[pixie_xox]

BIRTHDAY GROPES!!!!!!!

(hope you have a fabulous day!)

<3

[fetus_barbeque]

*orgasm*

i couldn't be groped by anyone finah than your vagina.

thanks!

[pixie_xox]

you know it! ;P

Wish I was there to buy you a body shot... I mean birthday shot... no, body shot.
Mmmmmm. Alcohol and boobs.
ha!

[fetus_barbeque]

that's more than enough incentive to visit you as soon as my car is fixed (after i visit skratte-bo-tat). we could meet halfway and have a fun time! we could get a hotel for the night and party for a day, no sex required!

[fuckinoreo]

okay, i need a dixie cup, three grapes, a waffle iron and a 7 year old female goat with black spots...
this is going to be the best birthday ever!

I'm going to contact you over x-mas break (HOPEFULLY!!) and we will do the whole birthday thing the RIGHT way.

there is love in my pants for you
*Tana

[fetus_barbeque]

i love the love that's in your pants. it makes me sweat til i bleed.

you better call me. i'll surely shoot a puppy if you don't.

rawr.

[malmal87]

hey

you were born 21 years ago. that's a long time. i bet you don't remember it. actually...it would be weird if you did.

happy birthday.

[fetus_barbeque]

i remember the whole event as if it happened yesterday. the bastard broke my collar bone (even though it was done because i was dying and killing my mom at the same time, still) he broke it and i cried. now my collarbone is all weird and hurty when i stand too long.

oh, and thanks for commenting. i like you more and more each time we talk <3

[skratte]

HAPPY BIRFDAY, FUCK MONKEY!!11

RTFLOMOAOLOLOMOARO!!11!1!!one

[fetus_barbeque]

OGNGMOGOMGMOGLOZLOZLZLOLOLZZHAHAH!@~~111!~!1`12#1`1\

thank you my friend. hopefully with my birthday money i can buy the door i need, then i'm gonna make my long overdue visit. we can get wasted and laugh at people (perhaps kill some?) just like i have always dreamed! it'll be rockin'

many thanks yo. aye, argghhhhh

[yatenmike]

Happy Birthday, LEt me take you out sometime!

[fetus_barbeque]

you can take me out sometime ^_~ lemme know when and where!