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[fetuschrist]

god must have been on a bender cause it's raining like a motherfucker out. well, i haven't said anything in a while so...i have plans. big plans. plans as big as balls in vegas. what the hell does that mean? don't ask me, i'm also sick. really sick. sick as balls in vegas

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[pocono_trash]

Rage virus and / or biochemical effects of mixing $.25 beers with gypsy moth repellent would be a much cooler explanation for mayhem than the truth: its graduation week, I believe.

[unseeliequeen]

Whatchoo gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside those jeans?

There are times of the day when Albany is seemingly devoid of human life save myself and the boy. We wake up and there is no traffic, no shouting, no nothing. I think "Sweet! I slept through the Apocolypse!" And it happens at like, 3pm and 7:30am. Its like "Night of the Comet", but with tree pollen instead of comet dust.

And all I can think is "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis".