poops of steel

[fetuschrist]

according to the disjointed, probably dangerously insane infomercial that's on, i'm carrying around about 20 pounds of TOXIC FECAL MATTER! in my COMPACTED COLON! i wonder if it's the same body-friendly version of clorox that knocks out your 'ass plaque' (look it up, i'm not making it up)...what caught my attention was hearing this greasy freak

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[unseeliequeen]

Boy, those commercials for "Girls Gone Wild" keep getting more and more raunchy...

[fetuschrist]

i was going to put up a picture of some sexy scheisse girl, but i quickly realized that i'm glad it's an oxymoron.

[theprincessdrea]

Please forgive me, fetuschrist, for making a comment on your journal when you don't know me. But, I tried to contact Alison to tell her i want to be on her friends list through her journal, but I am not on her list and she has the option where only people on the list are permitted to comment.