MURPHY'S LAW: If your heritage / nationality is physically obvious, there is always going to be an equal and opposite fucktard that feels the need to point the corresponding stereotype(s) out, as if you haven't been aware of them all your life ( Read more... )

well, i'm off to the scranton parade + i have a hangover the size of your mom. march is such a pain in the ass...but at least i can wear a kilt + not freeze my balls off. now if i could only hold down fluids for an hour or so...

Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU ( Read more... )

unless you're as gay as phil collins, don't watch the new chronicles of narnia movie. please just read the book + have fun w/o homos telling you what's cool like ugly kids + horrendous set design...not to mention the over/underacting + halfassed cgi. seriously, it's pretty frigging gay, + i'm hot for bowie (who isn't in this bollocks movie ( Read more... )

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if anyone cares to hear rough (really, really rough) recordings of my band, i put 2 songs up at http://www.putfile.com/fetuschrist but bear in mind that they're really rough. really. rough, that is. + hopefully we'll be playing at the sherman on dec. 30th w/split fifty + the ( Read more... )

yeah, it's been since last forever that i've actually posted on here, so it's appropriate that i'm a little tipsy. + when i say tipsy, i mean pussy. christy + i just got back from a sexy weekend in ye olde monrtreal being awesome + despising the ridiculous tax laws. we saw the fuck district, the basilica de notre dame (twice, actually. if ( Read more... )

well, i quit my job because they fired my brother. if that cocksucker thinks that there was an efficiency problem before, there's going to be a bigger one now cause he doesn't have a fucking leg to walk on now. thank god for bad management, i say. now instead of having 2 crews doing good work, he doesn't even have one. i'm glad i spent 3 years ( Read more... )

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yes virginia, this guy has lost his fucking mind.

well well well...apparently i'll be unable to smuggle booze into the metal fest on saturday, but that's fine. i'll just get loaded beforehand + mug beer from people. maybe rat girl will be there ( Read more... )