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Nov 23, 2005 01:03

Rules of Chuck Norris stolen from ken.. who in turn stole it from someone else.

but its amazing

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socialvegetable November 23 2005, 15:43:13 UTC
I like when he gives baby jesus the gift of beard. Maybe it's because of 13 years of xchristcorex schooling, but I find Jesus jokes hilarious...even moreso when the real jesus is thrown in. Dude, remember THE BELLS OF INNOCENCE? I know you do.

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fetuscollector6 November 28 2005, 03:07:36 UTC
hahah that movie...

haha i can't even describe my excitement at the mention of that piece

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rock_my_world_ November 23 2005, 20:09:16 UTC
i just got that in a chain email, i almost cried it was hillarious.

p.s.- hell i wish i was a little asain kid. then i would be the girl of your dreams!! oops...hey that doesnt sound great.

<3

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fetuscollector6 November 28 2005, 03:19:53 UTC
ROFL... man i wish my spam was that cool... all i get is shit for adult henti action :/

oh man if you were a small asian kid... idk what i'd do.. lol j/k
and lol that last statement was tricky... took me a minuite to get the play on words... seriously. i'm uber slow sometimes (coughmostofthetimecough)

hahaha its funny because i was listening to senses fail for some reason and i heard this one song and i was like... ohshit i need to post this on ur myspace, but instead i'll stick it here

Now set the sail to quarter mast,
We'll jump the ship, we'll sink 'em fast.
Men follow me to victory,
Red as the sea,
Red as the sea.

And to the cannons roar,
Their bodies dance ashore,
A pirate's life for me,
I won't go quietly

hell yeah

but anyway i'll stop there. and yeah, maybe in my next dream you'll be a canadian.. rofl j/k i my mind could never be that mean to you.
j/k about that too. canadians rock... with their hockey and polar bears and such

*hearts* you ttu later

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katariel109 November 23 2005, 22:52:52 UTC
Hahaha, that was the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I laughed, I cried and then I attempted to order razor wire in my chicken whopper, which by the way is not an option for normal people apparently only chuck norris can do that.

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fetuscollector6 November 28 2005, 03:23:10 UTC
HAHAHA oh man whats this country cmming to... when the phrase "have it your way" comes with limitations... whats next; freedom of speech?

oh man did you see that semi colon i threw in there
it made me feel good because i was like.. YES i can use a semi-colon here. i nevr get to use those. so now after that i can say that i feel completely satisfied with the quality of this comment.

man i feel good now

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