First web-based self diagnosis!

[feuxbos]

I have looked for the following:

knee bursitis

Apparently I have this on my right knee. It is slightly painful and mostly annoying. I especially like this part:

What is the treatment of prepatellar bursitis (knee bursitis)?
Treatment of prepatellar bursitis begins with avoidance of the aggravating activity.Translation: No treatment. I just

Comments

[highway_west]

There is a cure.

It involves a saw, a hammer, and a chizel.

Trust me. I'm a Doctor.