TEXT // cry wolf

[feverprophecy]

Yesterday, the community voted to kill off Rex, suspecting he was part of the mafia. He was accordingly led to a saw bench and systematically dismembered. His snakes were then roasted with garlic and ginger in a white wine sauce and eaten by Dr. Jonathan Crane. [THIS WAS WRITTEN WELL BEFORE CRANE'S APOLOGY AND I REFUSE TO TAKE IT OUT FHADJFKLHDJD

Comments

[fuckyoucynthia]

Having fun?

[feverprophecy]

I'd rather be working, but that's not an option.

[fuckyoucynthia]

And work is?

[feverprophecy]

Oh. You know. The systematic extermination of killers, rapists, drug dealers, and supervillains within the city of Gotham.

Though to be honest there are so many Gothamites here I might as well close my eyes and pretend. But people don't stay dead, so what's the point?

[stopthat_destro]

This game is stupid. [BECAUSE I DIIIEEEDDDD.]

[feverprophecy]

I think your death was pretty much inevitable.

[stopthat_destro]

Of course. There's no use in being surprised by the mob mentality of the Barge.

[feverprophecy]

I believe one of them referred to it as group bonding.

[feverprophecy]

Que sera sera.

[thoroughly public]

Nice try, Mr. Nygma, but how can you filter your vote from the mafia when you don't know who the mafia are? One vote for Arthas.

[feverprophecy]

we're all known bargepeople.

[feverprophecy]

Oh?

[feverprophecy]

That's one of the quickest ways to lose the game.

[doctor_j_crane]

Why on earth would I want to eat snakes?

[feverprophecy]

They're considered a delicacy in some parts of the world, I hear.

[doctor_j_crane]

They are. Yet strangely, that still doesn't make me interested in consuming them in the slightest.

[feverprophecy]

They were delicious, doctor. You can rarely go wrong with garlic and ginger.