Reality 00
I don't really write fanfic anymore, but does a quickie little crackfic snippet really count? I made a joke about this in a comment to someone else's post and then I just HAD to write it.
Pure rage blotted out Tieria's world. Frozen, all he could do was stare at the horror before him: his beloved sweater -- his constant pink companion, so warm and soft and comfortable -- draped over the edge the trash can like a dead thing. A brave soldier lost to this brutal, pointless war known as fashion. He clenched his fists, trembling.
The tall man nattered on about Jewish grandmothers in Miami. His voice was light, but Tieria could hear the pity, the disgust that lay under his poor attempt at humor. Still better than his vapid companion with that absurd streak in her hair. Her cackle was grating and Tieria wondered if he would still get the Visa card if he reached over and snapped her neck.
A single tear traced a path down his cheek. He had never hated the Earth quite as much as he did in this long, lonely moment.
He was going to kill Lockon for this.
Pure rage blotted out Tieria's world. Frozen, all he could do was stare at the horror before him: his beloved sweater -- his constant pink companion, so warm and soft and comfortable -- draped over the edge the trash can like a dead thing. A brave soldier lost to this brutal, pointless war known as fashion. He clenched his fists, trembling.
The tall man nattered on about Jewish grandmothers in Miami. His voice was light, but Tieria could hear the pity, the disgust that lay under his poor attempt at humor. Still better than his vapid companion with that absurd streak in her hair. Her cackle was grating and Tieria wondered if he would still get the Visa card if he reached over and snapped her neck.
A single tear traced a path down his cheek. He had never hated the Earth quite as much as he did in this long, lonely moment.
He was going to kill Lockon for this.