If I were a Demon....

[fey_puck]

So, I was thinking about Supernatural. And the demons in Supernatural. And how when a person is possessed they are not likely to get past any pesky salt lines. That's gonna stop you in your tracks, right? And then NOTHING will get done.

I decided that if I were a demon, I would so totally carry a leaf-blower around with me. It would solve a lot

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[writerbuggie]

HOWEVER, they would have to find access to a plug. I mean, not the hardest thing in the world, but still! Something to think about.

[guiltyred]

Not necessarily - they do make gas-powered ones, don't they? *halo*

[writerbuggie]

Do they? Well in that case, they would need to keep up their supplies! Not insurmountable, but still! Logistics, people!

[fey_puck]

I don't like it when Snoop dog shakes his head at me ;_;

[guiltyred]

ROFLMAO! Why DON'T the bad guys ever try the obvious stuff, anyway? This would SO work! XD

[fey_puck]

I KNOW RIGHT?! If I were a bad guy....gosh. I would do things a little differently than upper-management seems to prefer.

[emeraldus]

LOL. I've also wondered, with all the holy water flinging, why they don't carry those big water guns instead, like a super soaker or whatever that's called.

[fey_puck]

Oh man! Me too! It seems so ideal! The closest we got to that was a couple holy water sprinkler-systems..which were clever, but not portable! C'mon, guys, use those pretty heads of yours!

[raisedbymoogles]

....Okay, I read your subject line and immediately set it to 'If I Were a Rich Man' from Fiddler On The Roof. And now I can't get it out of my head.

If I were a de-mon
(Na na neeble neeble hail Be-elzebub)
All day long I'd something blah blah blah
And mack upon the Win-ches-ters!

*BRICK'D*

[fey_puck]

LOL

That....would be the best musical ever.

[raisedbymoogles]

Srsly. Somebody call the producers. ;)

[ladysunflow]

:D I love how your mind works.

[fey_puck]

Hahaha....thanks, sweetie. I try! ....well, not really, but you know what I mean! XD