I'm certainly not clever enough to make this stuff up.

[feys_world]

Customer: “I am looking for one of those things that are like a book, but not a book

Comments

[thelonerealist]

Wow! We once had someone call because her lemon-lime Coke was flat. That's right. Lemon-lime Coke. Also known as Sprite. ::headdesk::

[lady_autumnstar]

I take it this is off one of those "Customers are stupid" sites, and you have not started working for a bookstore? Then again, maybe you are working part time for a bookstore, who knows?

Do I believe the story? YES.

[reikimaster]

haha.
i was thinking it was the kindle.