Reminder: Next time I see that Ashley girl, ask her out! Don't be such a damn pussy dude! Though today is excused because I was still feeling bad and out of it.

I'm writing in my livejournal!

I'm listening to Rammstein because that's the kind of mood I'm in.

Good lord, this will be my 25th consecutive single Valentine's Day. I think I'm going to get really damn drunk tomorrow.

I see you girls checking out my trunks
I see you girls checking out the front of my trunks
I see you girls checking out my junk
Then looking at my rump
Then back to my sugar lumps

Why do I keep missing the full moon? I want to sit in the grass and look at it.

It occurs to me that my main goal in life is to find true love. It seems like most other people want money or fame more. I wonder if that's odd. And I wonder why I fail so badly at it.

Sudoku or video games? I just can't decide at the moment.

I am so full of burgers!

Everyday should be pineapple day. Why don't I get this stuff more often?

It might be time to once again pursue my dream of finding Vera Brosgol and convincing her to marry me. I think her artwork is that good.

Gah, so grumpy lately! And sleepy! I want the grumpy sleepy to go away. Someone abra cadabra that shit now please.

RW: I'm so going to end up as one of those naked hermits who lives in a cave and throws poop at people.
KT: I'll visit you and bring you some kittens.
RW: I'll throw poop at you. Nothing personal, it's just what I do.