Reno and Aeris - AIM chat (v. long)
Reno does not admit to any of this XD ANY!
Aeris: Oh, Reno! I just received the flowers, thank you so much! They
were beautiful!!
Reno: Heya sis
Reno: Glad you liked them
Aeris: I loved them.
Aeris: How have you been doing?
Reno: Just wondering around, doing odd jobs. Rufus wants me to join
the Turks again though, and I think I might have found my first
subordinate *laughs*
Reno: How about you?
Aeris: Really? Rufus isn't.... planning anything bad, is he?
Aeris: I'm doing alright. Going to the Desert Palace with Kuja and
Sephiroth, of all people. *laughs* I think they're going to accompany
me to Kalm afterwards.
Reno: I dunno. He's the mayor of Kalm now though, so maybe he just
wants us to help keep things in order.
Reno: Oh, those guys? I don't know how you keep sane around them.
Reno: It'll be good to see you though
Aeris: Believe me, it's getting harder by the moment. And Cloud just
ran off and left me with them without a word of warning! I'm going to
beat him when I find him.
Aeris: Yes, I look foward to it. *smiles*
Reno: Need some help? *grin*
Aeris: I just might! All they're doing is staying in their room.
*frowns* I'm left to myself and there's not really a lot to do on an
airship.
Reno: Room..? Ew, man.
Aeris: Aww, I think it's rather cute!
Reno: You would.
Aeris: But still annoying. I know, I know. Boys will be boys. But
still, they should at least come out once in a while!
Aeris: Oh, Reno, it is cute. *giggles softly* They act like little
school girls around each other.
Reno: They're guys
Aeris: *raises eyebrow* Soooo?
Reno: I.. they're just.. no.
Aeris: What? *frowns slightly* What's wrong with them being together?
I mean, they're happy and they're not hurting anyone... *frown
deepens* Yet...
Reno: Yeah, but, I just don't like it. I mean, it's fine if they're
like that, as long as I don't have to hear about it.
Reno: And by the sound of things, even you have doubts
Aeris: *giggles* You're awful, Reno.
Reno: Aaaand you love me for it. It's part of my charm.
Aeris: I'm just worried... well, you know... it's Sephiroth and
Kuja.... they enjoy destruction... and they're together... which means
they'll be plotting together... I just don't know if the world is
ready to stand off against those two.
Aeris: *laughs again* It certainly is.
Reno: Haha
Aeris: I'm being serious! One thing I've learned from being on this
trip with them-- they really take pleasure in the thought of
destroying everything. Their eyes brighten and they become livid.
It's........ unnerving, to say the least.
Reno: Well, maybe they'll end up blowing each other up.
Aeris: *giggles* That's awful, Reno! *shakes head* You shouldn't say
things like that.
Reno: Whhhy?
Aeris: Because... they just might!
Reno: Hehe
Reno: Pity they'd take half the Planet with them
Aeris: Yup. And knowing our luck, we'd be the half they'd take with them!
Reno: Ah, true
Aeris: But... maybe... maybe I'd get lucky and they'd take Cloud with
th.... aaah! Never mind, that was horrible of me to have such a
thought!
Reno: You're not too happy with him are you?
Aeris: I'm really, really not. *frowns* He's one of my best friends,
but... I don't know. Sometimes he makes me think that I mean
absolutely nothing to him, that everything I say goes right over his
head. And he just left! Without telling me, without asking if I'd be
okay with those two guys on my own!
Aeris: He didn't even tell anyone where he was going, either!
Reno: Hm..
Reno: Well, if I see him, I promise to give him a beating in your honour.
Aeris: *laughs* You shouldn't do that, Reno. Fighting isn't good,
especially between the two of you, who have already have a history of
it.
Aeris: ..... Besides, I plan on whacking him real good when I do
finally see him again.
Reno: Well, I could knock him out and take photos of him in a dress
for your viewing pleasure?
Reno: That'd probably hurt more than a beating
Aeris: *giggles and shakes head fiercely* Reno, really! You're awful!
I know I'm mad at him, but still..! Everyone keeps teasing him about
wearing a dress that one time. I kinda feel bad for him, since it was
my suggestion in the first place.
Reno: *just grins* Guess I should stay on your good side then
Aeris: *laughs again* Yes, I can be rather vicious when I want to be. *smiles*
Aeris: ... but you know something, Reno? ... Cloud was absolutely
precious in that dress...
Reno: *laughs*
Reno: Pity you didn't get a photo, they'd have fantasic blackmail potential
Aeris: Oh! I'd never blackmail Cloud! ...... well... okay... I kinda
wished I had too, when I found out he had just run off... but! It was
just a thought! I'd never really do it.
Reno: Sure sis, it was just a passing thought. Fleeting. I bet you'd
written half the blackmail letter before you stopped yourself.
Aeris: I did not!! And you can't prove it, because I tore the letter up!!!
Aeris: Umm....
Reno: *laughs*
Reno: Missed you sis.
Aeris: I missed you too. We really must learn to talk more!
Reno: Yeah, and I promise that when I see you, I won't kidnap you
Reno: ...or tread on your flowers
Aeris: *laughs* I'm going to hold you to that promise!
Aeris: I know my flowers will be thankful. I think they're all
terrified of you.
Reno: Eh, maybe I'll buy them some nice pots or something
Aeris: *smiles* Reno, being sweet... now that is blackmail material.
Reno: Hey, shutup! I've got a hangover and it hurts too much to be mean T__T
Aeris: Hey now, play nice. And besides, it's not my fault you have a
hangover. What sort of mischief were you up to last night?
Reno: Just drinking with my new friend Blank.
Aeris: You guys didn't get into trouble, did you?
Reno: Uh
Aeris: Uh??
Reno: Can't remember.
Reno: I was drunk sis, I can't remember a thing!
Aeris: -____-;;; Reno, you've really gotta learn when to stop. You get
into trouble that way!
Reno: No way, it's too much fun!
Reno: And once I'm a Turk again, I can get into all the trouble I like..
Aeris: You're gonna think it's fun when I take my staff to your head.
*shakes head* Not even remembering what you did or didn't do.
Aeris: Oooh, don't play the Turk card, Reno.
Reno: Ouch, hey, sis, relax..
Aeris: Don't forget about those who don't care if you're a Turk or not.
Aeris: It's just.. it's not good for you, Reno and I want you to take
care of yourself.
Reno: I've always taken care of myself sis. I'm the only one who can.
Aeris: *nods* I know... but I still worry.
Aeris: You know I have a tendecy to worry a lot..
Reno: Yeah, I know, and it's good.
Reno: I need at least one person worrying about me, don't I?
Aeris: Oh, I'm sure you have more than just me worrying about you.
You're just too dense to realise it. *smiles*
Reno: Yeah, sure. And I'm not dense.
Aeris: *laughs softly* You can be at times. You're a guy, it's
something you can't help.
Reno: Hey, leave us guys alone! We're not stupid, we just pretend to
be so you girls can feel smart occasionally.
Aeris: Ooh, you only wish it were true! Besides, if that was true,
then why are you guys even more dense with each other than with us
girls?
Reno: Uh, what?
Aeris: I've noticed something. Guys might be dense with girls, but
you're all ten thousand times denser with each other.
Reno: I don't think I like where you're going.
Aeris: *giggles* Why not?
Aeris: Because you know I'm right?
Reno: No
Aeris: Then why don't you like it? Hmm?
Reno: 'cause you mean it in the way that 'guys are dumb when it comes
to relationships with girls', right?
Aeris: No, no. Guys aren't dumb per say... it's just... hmm... guys
just don't pay attention close enough to realise what's going on
beyond the surface. And it's not just relationships with girls, it's
even worse in relationships with other guys.
Reno: But.. no. We do. I think.
Aeris: You think? *tilts head*
Reno: Sis, let's talk about something else
Aeris: *giggles softly* I'll let you off the hook this time, but only
because I haven't spoken to you in ages and don't wish to spend this
conversation arguing.... besides... we all know I'm right. *smiles*
Reno: What hook!? And what are you right about? Don't confuse matters sis.
Aeris: *laughs again and waves hand* I thought you didn't wanna talk
about it anymore, Reno? And why are you getting so defensive? You're
not hiding something from me, are you?
Reno: No!
Aeris: Jeez, don't bite my head off! *shakes head*
Reno: Nnh, whatever. *grumbles*
Aeris: Someone's touchy today.
Reno: I'm so locking you in a broom cupboard when i see you
Aeris: Why?!
Aeris: You are sooo mean to me sometimes, you know!
Reno: 'cause you're annoying, that's why!
Reno: Yeah, but big brothers are meant to be!
Aeris: *looks offended* I am not annoying! You're just dense!
Reno: Yeah you are! You're more annoying than I am dense, any way!
Aeris: I am not!
Aeris: I'm just concerned and trying to hold a conversation with you!
You're the one who got all defensive and huffy!
Reno: There's nothing to be concerned about! I don't even know what
we're meant to be discussing!
Aeris: You know what? ... I'm not really sure anymore, either.
Aeris: But apparently there's something that's making you so touchy
about it all.
Aeris: And I'm just curious what it is.
Reno: It's nothing. In fact, it's completely nothing, because I'm not
being defensive about anything!
Aeris: See? You're being defensive right now about being defensive!
You're the annoying one!
Reno: ( T___T ) I am not!!
Aeris: You are too!!!
Reno: Shutup! I'm not being defensive about nothing!!
Aeris: You shut up!! And you are too!!
Mister-I'm-So-Defensive-About-Whatever-It-Is-I'm-Hiding-I'm-Going-To-Snap-At-Poor-Little-Innocent-Aeris!
Reno: ......
Reno: Shutup!!
Aeris: Stop telling me to shut up!
Aeris: Just admit it. You. Are. Being. Defensive. About. Something.
Reno: Noo!!
Aeris: Yes, you are! Look at you! You're getting all huffy and keep
telling me to shut up and you have an attitude for no reason! It all
points to ONE thing--- YOU'RE BEING DEFENSIVE!
Aeris: Now, what are you hiding?!
Reno: I'm not going to tell you!!
Aeris: Oh yes, you are!
Reno: No!
Aeris: Yes!
Reno: No!
Aeris: You will tell me or I swear you'll find all about the wrath of the Cetra!
Reno: Wrath of Cetra!? Fuck that, I'm afraid of your bloody bo staff!!
Reno: You used to use me as a practice target!
Aeris: I'll use it, too!!!
Aeris: So you'd better tell me!!!
Reno: It's none of your business!
Aeris: It is too!
Reno: WHY?!
Aeris: Because I am your sister and, besides, you always make it your
business to find out my business, so why shouldn't I be able to find
out yours?!
Reno: 'cause big brothers who make their sisters' business theirs are
being loving and looking after them, and little sisters who do that
are JUST NOSY!
Aeris: That's not even anywhere NEAR fair! And I'm going to hit you
extra hard for using double standards like that!
Reno: Then maybe I just won't see you then!
Aeris: Reno, don't you even try threatening that! I'll hunt you down
if I have to! 'Sides... you miss me too much not to see me.
Reno: Whatever
Aeris: Oooh, come on, Reno. Don't be mean to me. *looks sad* Why won't
you tell me your secret? You know I won't tell anyone and I won't
laugh at you. I'm just curious and I always tell you mine... of
course... you usually use your Turk skills to find out my secrets....
but... still!
Reno: Aww... sis...
Reno: 'cause it's nothing, that's whyt
Aeris: *continues looking sad* You're lying to me, Reno... otherwise
you wouldn't get so upset and defensive about it...
Reno: *shifts awkwardly*
Aeris: *puppy eyes*
Reno: It's just awkward
Aeris: Why is it ackward?
Reno: 'cause it's stupid!
Aeris: So, then, if it's 'stupid', just tell me. It shouldn't be a big
deal if it's 'stupid'.
Reno: Arg, stop twisting things sis!
Aeris: I'm not twisting anything.
Reno: Are too.
Aeris: Are not.
Reno: Are too
Aeris: Are not.
Reno: ...Whatever.
Aeris: Don't be like that..
Reno: Like what?
Aeris: You're being really mean to me and it's hurting my feelings...
Reno: Aww sis.
Reno: You're just trying to make me feel guilty now..
Aeris: I am not and it really hurts me that you would think that!
Reno: Aeris!
Reno: Alright!
Reno: Though this is really none of your business.
Reno: And you can't tell anyone.
Aeris: I promise!
Reno: Or ever mention it ever again.
Aeris: I promise.
Reno: Nn
Reno: I just.. I dunno. I don't know how to phrase this!!
Aeris: Well, um... just do the best that you can...?
Reno: Hmph
Reno: You're such a nosy little sister
Aeris: That's why you love me so much. *smiles*
Reno: ...yeah, whatever..
Aeris: *smiles again* You know you do... now, what's the big secret?
Reno: Uhn
Aeris: I'm listening.
Reno: I'm getting there!!
Reno: I just think.. well, for a while I have.. OK, ages, really, but not, too
Aeris: *raises eyebrow* You have what?
Reno: Look, Aeris, I know I'm going to say this, but I don't actually mean it..
Aeris: Huh?
Reno: *sighs*
Reno: I think I might like.. um..
Aeris: Look, just tell me and get it over with. By dragging this all
out, you're just going to make me continue bugging you.
Aeris: Like... who?
Reno: Not.. who
Aeris: *raises eyebrow* Oh? .............. *eyes go wide* ....Oooohhhh!
Reno: WHAT?!
Aeris: .....Well, jeez, Reno... you had me really worried for a
minute. -_-;;; I thought it was something super important you had to
tell me.
Reno: O____O
Aeris: I mean, come on... it's kind... you know.... obvious.
Reno: ................................
Aeris: The way you throw yourself at women... I mean, if anyone paid
attention to you at all, they could tell you're just doing it as a
means of covering up the truth.
Aeris: *giggles* I can't believe you acted like this was such a big deal!
Reno: ARE YOU TRYING TO REVEAL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY INSECURITIES ALL
AT ONCE WOMAN!?
Aeris: Hey, whoa. Calm down, Reno!
Reno: I... I could KILL you Aeris Gainsborough
Aeris: Oooh, using my last name now? I must be in trouble! *giggles again*
Aeris: Come on now, don't act like this. There's no reason to be mad
or touchy. I'm not going to tell anyone your 'secret'.
Reno: Stop it!!
Aeris: Stop what?
Aeris: I'm not doing anything!
Reno: Stop saying it's obvious!!
Aeris: But it is!!!
Reno: You're meant to be surprised!
Reno: NO IT ISN'T
Aeris: YES, IT IS!
Aeris: How can I be surprised when it's so obvious????
Aeris: Now, you see what I meant about guys being dense??
Reno: I hate you
Aeris: Oh, you don't mean that.
Aeris: You know you love me.
Reno: YES I DO
Aeris: You're just too insecure about this whole thing.
Reno: No
Aeris: And I think it's rather cute.
Reno: Shut up!
Reno: IT'S NOT CUTE
Aeris: Make me!
Aeris: It's VERY, VERY cute.
Reno: I AM NOT GAY ><; I REFUSE TO ADMIT IT AND I AM NOT CUTE
Reno: I should never have told you! Why didn't I just block you?!
Aeris: YOU ARE GAYER THAN SEPHIROTH, RENO!!! AND THAT IS PRETTY GAY!!
Reno: *passes out on the keyboard*
Reno: ihateyou
Aeris: You love me.
Reno: I hate you hate you hate you
Aeris: You're really cute, Reno. Stop making me giggle, I'm having
trouble breathing here.
Reno: You're a horrible little sister for bullying your big brother
Aeris: And you're a horrible big brother for telling me you hate me
when you know you don't.
Reno: No I'm not!!
Aeris: Yes, you are. You're being really mean to me for no reason
other than I'm telling the truth and you just don't want to face up to
it!
Reno: Why should I!?
Aeris: Why shouldn't you?!
Reno: Because I'm scared!!
Aeris: But why??? There's nothing to be afraid of, Reno!
Reno: What do you know!?
Aeris: Obviously more than you, since you're getting all upset over this!
Aeris: You're being beyond silly!
Reno: Do you even know what being with a guy would mean!?
Reno: Gay men scare me! In more ways that one!
Aeris: Whatever it would mean, it certainly wouldn't be as horrible as
you seem to think it is!
Reno: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Aeris: THEN TELL ME SO I WILL!
Reno: NO!
Aeris: YES!
Reno: YOU'RE INNOCENT AND YOU'RE STAYING THAT WAY MISSY!
Aeris: Reno... I've been stuck on a ship with two of the gayest men on
the planet for a while now... I don't think whatever you would say
could POSSIBLY traumatise me more than they already have. -_-;;;
Reno: I refuse to say what happens >>;
Aeris: Fine, then why are you scared of it?
Reno: Because it's painful and unnatural and humiliating
Aeris: Oooh, you just don't know what you're talking about, Reno.
-_-;; I mean, it can't be THAT bad... Kuja and Seph don't even leave
their bedroom, so it CAN'T POSSIBLY be that bad. -_-;;;
Reno: They're just twisted!
Aeris: Yes, they're 'twisted'! But it obviously isn't as 'painful' or
'unnatural' or 'humilating' as you think it is, or they wouldn't be at
it all the time! And 'sides, it's just not them! Cloud doesn't seem to
have any problem with it and he's certainly NOT twisted! You're just
scared for no good reason other than you've never done it before and
you don't know what to expect!
Reno: What the fuck are you talking about?! Of course I know what to expect!
Aeris: Oh really? Then how do you know?!
Reno: THAT'S IRRELEVANT
Aeris: You've done it before, haven't you?!
Reno: shutup
Aeris: How many times? You know, if you've only done it once, then I
imagine it was pretty bad. I mean, you were probably really nervous
and stuff and... well, it's my understanding that the first time is
always awful but it gets better after that!
Reno: I AM NOT DISCUSSING MY SEX LIFE WITH YOU! ESPECIALLY ONE THAT
OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T EXIST!!
Aeris: ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AFRAID!!!!
Reno: AND I HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD REASON TO BE
Aeris: YOU DO NOT!
Aeris: You're just being REALLY STUPID about all of this, Reno!
Reno: I'm not!
Aeris: You are too!
Reno: Am not!!
Aeris: You are too! You're treating this like it's some horrible
thing, but you wouldn't know anything since you're too SCARED to even
really try and find out.
Reno: I HAVE TRIED IT AND IT WAS NOT FUN
Aeris: SEPHIROTH SAYS THE FIRST TIME USUALLY ISN'T!
Reno: ...well I don't intend on trying it again.
Aeris: Why not? Too chicken?
Reno: TOO STRAIGHT
Aeris: YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT, RENO.
Reno: *cries*
Aeris: Oooh, don't even start that!
Aeris: Face the truth, Reno! And realise it's not as horrible as you
keep trying to make it seem!
Reno: NO
Aeris: YES!
Aeris: Otherwise, I'm going to go to Kalm RIGHT NOW and beat it into
your thick skull!
Reno: OH YEAH?! JUST YOU TRY!?
Aeris: I WILL AND YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT, TOO!
Reno: I HAVE A CATTLE PROD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT AERIS!!
Aeris: DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO THREATEN ME, RENO, OR I SWEAR I'LL MAKE
YOU REGRET IT!
Reno: Oh you know I wouldn't hurt you
Aeris: I know... but I'd still beat you upside your head if you
continue being this silly.
Reno: But..
Aeris: I mean... someone has to do it.
Aeris: But what?
Reno: WELL WHO!?
Aeris: Who what? *tilts head*
Reno: Uh
Reno: Nothing
Aeris: Who what, Reno??
Reno: WHO NOTHING
Aeris: *giggles* I'm sure you have someone in mind.
Reno: I DO NOT!! OH MY GOD AERIS!!
Aeris: Oh my god what??? *looks innocent* I'm sure you've been
checking people out when they're not looking. *giggles* That's
something you certainly would do.
Reno: *cries*
Reno: ( T________T )
Aeris: Oh, stop acting like a baby!
Aeris: Before I really DO hit you.
Reno: YOU CAN'T
Aeris: WANNA BET?
Reno: YAH
Aeris: Because you know, Kuja has Tiamat, that flying dragon creature,
and I'm SURE he would be more than willing to let me borrow Tiamat and
GO TO KALM JUST SO I COULD HIT YOU!
Reno: Uh
Reno: Well, it would be cool to see you sis
Reno: BUT NO HITTING ME OR SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS
Aeris: In fact, I might just go ask him now.... if you don't stop being stupid.
Aeris: I'M GOING TO DO BOTH, SO YOU'D BETTER BE READY, MISTER!
Reno: OH NO YOU'RE NOT
Aeris: TRY TO STOP ME!
Reno: .......ARG
Reno logged out.
Reno logged in.
Reno: .....ARG
Aeris: See, you know you can't stop me! So you might as well accept it
and get over it!
Reno: *cries*
Reno: But I'm not gay! I LIKE GIRLS!
Aeris: Oh, stop being such a baby, Reno.
Aeris: YOU LIKE MEN TOO.
Reno: STOP BEING SUCH A NOSY GIT AERIS
Aeris: STOP CALLING ME NAMES.
Aeris: YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!
Reno: STOP BEING NOSY
Aeris: STOP BEING STUPID.
Reno: NO
Aeris: YES.
Reno: Nooo!!
Aeris: When you stop being so annoyingly STUPID then MAYBE I'll stop
being annoying!
Reno: I don't like GUYS! I like SOME guys but not GUYS AS A WHOLE
Reno: BUT I DON'T LIKE ANY GUYS REALLY
Reno: *hits head on desk*
Aeris: Some guys?
Reno: NO
Aeris: Sounds like you have someone in particular. ^_^
Reno: ( T_______T ) Nope
Aeris: Oooh, tell me. Who are you attracted to, Reno?
Reno: NO ONE
Reno: No one no one no one!!
Aeris: You keep saying that, But I. Will. Find. Out.
Aeris: I don't care if I have to sit here and pester you for the next
three weeks! I'll find out!
Reno: ARG
Reno: COME HERE SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU
Aeris: Good luck trying, as I'm going to be BEATING YOU SILLY WITH MY
STAFF FOR BEING SO STUPID!
Reno: JUST YOU TRY!
Aeris: I WILL TRY AND SUCCEED AND YOU KNOW IT!
Reno: ARG
Aeris: Now.
Aeris: Tell me who you like!
Reno: NO!
Reno: I'M NOT TELLING YOU!
Aeris: YOU ARE TOO!
Aeris: YOU TELL ME OR I SWEAR I'LL ASK EVERYONE YOU KNOW IF YOU'VE
BEEN A LITTLE MORE FRIENDLY WITH THEM THAN WITH EVERYONE ELSE!
Reno: You're a spaz Aeris!
Aeris: But you love me anyways, right? ^_^
Reno: Yeah ^^
Aeris: *grins* So, since you love me, why don't you tell me, hmm?
Reno: *sigh*
Aeris: You know you want to!
Reno: Nnn
Aeris: Sooo... who is the lucky guy?
Reno: s
Reno: GuyS
Reno: We MAY AS WELL GET THAT STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU THREATEN TO BEAT ME AGAIN
Aeris: *raises eyebrows* Oh, really? Well, then... who are the lucky guys?
Reno: YOU DON'T KNOW THEM
Aeris: SO THEN THERE WILL BE NO HARM IN TELLING ME WHO THEY ARE!
Reno: YOU'LL PROBABLY HUNT THEM DOWN
Aeris: *coughs* I would not do such a thing!
Reno: Of course you would you meddling git!!
Reno: And I don't even know where some of them are anymore!
Reno: This has been GOING ON FOR YEARS
Aeris: So then I can find them for you so you would know and you could
go see them!
Reno: ARG WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS!?
Aeris: Now... who are they?!
Reno: Uhm
Aeris: Because you know you can trust me. ^_^
Reno: *snort* Yeah, right
Aeris: *poke* Stop avoiding the question, Reno.
Reno: No
Aeris: Tell me.
Reno: ARG
Aeris: I just want to help you.
Reno: Alright
Aeris: So tell me.
Reno: I'LL TELL YOU ONE
Reno: Who I USED TO LIKE
Reno: But don't anymore
Reno: At all
Aeris: Only one? *looks sad*
Reno: Ever
Reno: YES
Aeris: One will be fine.
Reno: Stop being greedy
Aeris: Okay, okay.
Reno: I liked.. uh.. once..
Reno: I used to like Rufus a little?
Aeris: *smiles* Well, you certainly can't be blamed. His personality
may need to improve a bit, but he certainly is attractive.
Reno: *pouts*
Aeris: So, is Blank among the people you like?
Reno: $%&^%
Reno: NO
Aeris: Oooh, I'm right, aren't I?!
Reno: No you're NOT
Aeris: Oooh, well, I will most certainly have to meet him when I go to Kalm!
Reno: NO YOU WON'T
Reno: STAY AWAY FROM HIM
Aeris: *giggles* Aww, I won't bother him, I promise. ^_^ I just want
to say hi, see what he looks like. You know, since I'm your sister and
all, I have to make sure that he's good enough for my big brother!
Reno: No!
Aeris: Yup. *smiles*
Reno: He's my friend and he's staying that way!
Reno: No meddling!!
Aeris: I'm not going to meddle. I'm going to HELP!
Reno: SAME THING
Aeris: What sort of good sister wouldn't want to help her dear
confused, stupid, scared brother?
Reno: ARG
Reno: I hate you because I really wanna see you BUT I DON;T
Aeris: Aww, you know you want to see me regardless.
Aeris: Besides!
Aeris: I'm really good at helping people!
Aeris: I mean, look at Kuja and Sephiroth.
Reno: Ugh, I'd rather not
Aeris: They were all nervous and shy around each other and then I just
dumped some of those pills I found into their food and now they're
happy and... er... locked in their bedroom!
Reno: O__O
Aeris: What?
Reno: YOU DON'T JUST PUT PILLS INTO PEOPLE'S FOOD
Reno: YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE
Aeris: It said NON LETHAL!
Reno: ARG
Reno: Aeris
Aeris: HEY, I STILL HAVE SOME LEFT, SO I'D BE NICE IF I WERE YOU!
Reno: Just come here and gimme a hug then fuck off again, please?
Aeris: -_-;;;;
Reno: AND YOU'D BETTER NOT BRING THEM WITH YOU
Aeris: IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE MEAN TO ME AND ACT STUPID THEN YOU'LL
GIVE ME NO CHOICE!
Reno: *cries*
Aeris: You know, Reno... for all your tough-guy acting, you're really
a baby. -_-;;;
Reno: Guess it comes hand in hand with being gay -_-
Aeris: Nonsense, you're just scared out of your mind for NO GOOD REASON.
Reno: ARG
Aeris: Now, come on! I'm scared of going to Kalm and seeing Rufus,
because I know how he feels about me, but I'm still going! If I have
to face my fears, then you have to face yours too!
Reno: Your's don't involve what mine do!!
Reno: ....
Reno: Oh my god, and if they do, I'll fucking kill him
Aeris: *tilts head* Aaah, I'm sure you don't have to worry, Reno, I'm
not into that sort of thing. *smiles*
Reno: ><; HE MIGHT BE
Aeris: Oh... oh... I certainly hope he's not... you know, you're not
helping me want to go to Kalm. -_-;;;
Reno: *cries*
Reno: Actually, I'm about done with the crying
Reno: Let's move on to SCREAMING
Aeris: Hey now, there's no reason to scream.
Aeris: Admit it. You're just one big baby.
Reno: Yes, I admit it! Because I DON'T WANT TO BE DONE UP THE ASS!!
Reno: GOOD
Reno: SILENCE IS GOOD
Aeris: ..................um.
Reno: STAY THAT WAY
Reno: *glares*
Aeris: Reno... that... was... umm... yeah...
Reno: WELL NOW YOU KNOW
Aeris: YOU'RE AS BAD AS SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!
Reno: I AM NOT!!
Aeris: Wait, wait...
Aeris: Speaking of Sephiroth reminded me of something that jerk said
when I was trying to ignore him... he's... well, he's spoken a lot
about his... er... 'adventures'... because... he enjoys...traumatising
me... and um... he's never mentioned... that... he always talks
about...*turns red* .... being on top... so.. if you're so afraid....
of.... er... um... that... then... why... don't
you.......er.......well............. you know.... yeah....?
Reno: Aeris
Aeris: What?!
Reno: Get off that ship
Aeris: Umm... why?
Reno: BECAUSE HE'S ON IT
Aeris: Well, um.. yeah... I knew that... he's been here... THE ENTIRE TIME....
Reno: GO GET THAT DAMN DRAGON AND GET OFF OF THERE
Aeris: ONLY IF YOU FACE YOUR FEARS!
Reno: FINE
Reno: FINE FINE FINE
Reno: JUST GET OFF THAT BIG GAY SHIP ALREADY
Aeris: *giggles* Okay, okay, I'll go to Kalm.
Aeris: Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Reno: *sigh*
Aeris: But... you'd better not be mean when I get there!
Aeris: And you'd better introduce me to your 'friend', Blank!
Reno: I'm still not telling anyone else about this
Reno: URG
Reno: ALRIGHT
Aeris: Thank you, Reno. ^_^ You know I love you and only wish to help you.
Reno logged out.
Reno logged in.
Aeris: Now, I am going to go find Kuja and get permission to use
Tiamat. I shall see you in a little bit, then?
Reno: ...OK....
Aeris: And you'd better be in a good mood when I get there!
Reno: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Aeris: *smiles* I'll see you in a little bit!
Reno: ....Love you sis
Aeris: *smiles brightly* I know you do and I love you too, brother.
XD Oh lord.
Aeris: Oh, Reno! I just received the flowers, thank you so much! They
were beautiful!!
Reno: Heya sis
Reno: Glad you liked them
Aeris: I loved them.
Aeris: How have you been doing?
Reno: Just wondering around, doing odd jobs. Rufus wants me to join
the Turks again though, and I think I might have found my first
subordinate *laughs*
Reno: How about you?
Aeris: Really? Rufus isn't.... planning anything bad, is he?
Aeris: I'm doing alright. Going to the Desert Palace with Kuja and
Sephiroth, of all people. *laughs* I think they're going to accompany
me to Kalm afterwards.
Reno: I dunno. He's the mayor of Kalm now though, so maybe he just
wants us to help keep things in order.
Reno: Oh, those guys? I don't know how you keep sane around them.
Reno: It'll be good to see you though
Aeris: Believe me, it's getting harder by the moment. And Cloud just
ran off and left me with them without a word of warning! I'm going to
beat him when I find him.
Aeris: Yes, I look foward to it. *smiles*
Reno: Need some help? *grin*
Aeris: I just might! All they're doing is staying in their room.
*frowns* I'm left to myself and there's not really a lot to do on an
airship.
Reno: Room..? Ew, man.
Aeris: Aww, I think it's rather cute!
Reno: You would.
Aeris: But still annoying. I know, I know. Boys will be boys. But
still, they should at least come out once in a while!
Aeris: Oh, Reno, it is cute. *giggles softly* They act like little
school girls around each other.
Reno: They're guys
Aeris: *raises eyebrow* Soooo?
Reno: I.. they're just.. no.
Aeris: What? *frowns slightly* What's wrong with them being together?
I mean, they're happy and they're not hurting anyone... *frown
deepens* Yet...
Reno: Yeah, but, I just don't like it. I mean, it's fine if they're
like that, as long as I don't have to hear about it.
Reno: And by the sound of things, even you have doubts
Aeris: *giggles* You're awful, Reno.
Reno: Aaaand you love me for it. It's part of my charm.
Aeris: I'm just worried... well, you know... it's Sephiroth and
Kuja.... they enjoy destruction... and they're together... which means
they'll be plotting together... I just don't know if the world is
ready to stand off against those two.
Aeris: *laughs again* It certainly is.
Reno: Haha
Aeris: I'm being serious! One thing I've learned from being on this
trip with them-- they really take pleasure in the thought of
destroying everything. Their eyes brighten and they become livid.
It's........ unnerving, to say the least.
Reno: Well, maybe they'll end up blowing each other up.
Aeris: *giggles* That's awful, Reno! *shakes head* You shouldn't say
things like that.
Reno: Whhhy?
Aeris: Because... they just might!
Reno: Hehe
Reno: Pity they'd take half the Planet with them
Aeris: Yup. And knowing our luck, we'd be the half they'd take with them!
Reno: Ah, true
Aeris: But... maybe... maybe I'd get lucky and they'd take Cloud with
th.... aaah! Never mind, that was horrible of me to have such a
thought!
Reno: You're not too happy with him are you?
Aeris: I'm really, really not. *frowns* He's one of my best friends,
but... I don't know. Sometimes he makes me think that I mean
absolutely nothing to him, that everything I say goes right over his
head. And he just left! Without telling me, without asking if I'd be
okay with those two guys on my own!
Aeris: He didn't even tell anyone where he was going, either!
Reno: Hm..
Reno: Well, if I see him, I promise to give him a beating in your honour.
Aeris: *laughs* You shouldn't do that, Reno. Fighting isn't good,
especially between the two of you, who have already have a history of
it.
Aeris: ..... Besides, I plan on whacking him real good when I do
finally see him again.
Reno: Well, I could knock him out and take photos of him in a dress
for your viewing pleasure?
Reno: That'd probably hurt more than a beating
Aeris: *giggles and shakes head fiercely* Reno, really! You're awful!
I know I'm mad at him, but still..! Everyone keeps teasing him about
wearing a dress that one time. I kinda feel bad for him, since it was
my suggestion in the first place.
Reno: *just grins* Guess I should stay on your good side then
Aeris: *laughs again* Yes, I can be rather vicious when I want to be. *smiles*
Aeris: ... but you know something, Reno? ... Cloud was absolutely
precious in that dress...
Reno: *laughs*
Reno: Pity you didn't get a photo, they'd have fantasic blackmail potential
Aeris: Oh! I'd never blackmail Cloud! ...... well... okay... I kinda
wished I had too, when I found out he had just run off... but! It was
just a thought! I'd never really do it.
Reno: Sure sis, it was just a passing thought. Fleeting. I bet you'd
written half the blackmail letter before you stopped yourself.
Aeris: I did not!! And you can't prove it, because I tore the letter up!!!
Aeris: Umm....
Reno: *laughs*
Reno: Missed you sis.
Aeris: I missed you too. We really must learn to talk more!
Reno: Yeah, and I promise that when I see you, I won't kidnap you
Reno: ...or tread on your flowers
Aeris: *laughs* I'm going to hold you to that promise!
Aeris: I know my flowers will be thankful. I think they're all
terrified of you.
Reno: Eh, maybe I'll buy them some nice pots or something
Aeris: *smiles* Reno, being sweet... now that is blackmail material.
Reno: Hey, shutup! I've got a hangover and it hurts too much to be mean T__T
Aeris: Hey now, play nice. And besides, it's not my fault you have a
hangover. What sort of mischief were you up to last night?
Reno: Just drinking with my new friend Blank.
Aeris: You guys didn't get into trouble, did you?
Reno: Uh
Aeris: Uh??
Reno: Can't remember.
Reno: I was drunk sis, I can't remember a thing!
Aeris: -____-;;; Reno, you've really gotta learn when to stop. You get
into trouble that way!
Reno: No way, it's too much fun!
Reno: And once I'm a Turk again, I can get into all the trouble I like..
Aeris: You're gonna think it's fun when I take my staff to your head.
*shakes head* Not even remembering what you did or didn't do.
Aeris: Oooh, don't play the Turk card, Reno.
Reno: Ouch, hey, sis, relax..
Aeris: Don't forget about those who don't care if you're a Turk or not.
Aeris: It's just.. it's not good for you, Reno and I want you to take
care of yourself.
Reno: I've always taken care of myself sis. I'm the only one who can.
Aeris: *nods* I know... but I still worry.
Aeris: You know I have a tendecy to worry a lot..
Reno: Yeah, I know, and it's good.
Reno: I need at least one person worrying about me, don't I?
Aeris: Oh, I'm sure you have more than just me worrying about you.
You're just too dense to realise it. *smiles*
Reno: Yeah, sure. And I'm not dense.
Aeris: *laughs softly* You can be at times. You're a guy, it's
something you can't help.
Reno: Hey, leave us guys alone! We're not stupid, we just pretend to
be so you girls can feel smart occasionally.
Aeris: Ooh, you only wish it were true! Besides, if that was true,
then why are you guys even more dense with each other than with us
girls?
Reno: Uh, what?
Aeris: I've noticed something. Guys might be dense with girls, but
you're all ten thousand times denser with each other.
Reno: I don't think I like where you're going.
Aeris: *giggles* Why not?
Aeris: Because you know I'm right?
Reno: No
Aeris: Then why don't you like it? Hmm?
Reno: 'cause you mean it in the way that 'guys are dumb when it comes
to relationships with girls', right?
Aeris: No, no. Guys aren't dumb per say... it's just... hmm... guys
just don't pay attention close enough to realise what's going on
beyond the surface. And it's not just relationships with girls, it's
even worse in relationships with other guys.
Reno: But.. no. We do. I think.
Aeris: You think? *tilts head*
Reno: Sis, let's talk about something else
Aeris: *giggles softly* I'll let you off the hook this time, but only
because I haven't spoken to you in ages and don't wish to spend this
conversation arguing.... besides... we all know I'm right. *smiles*
Reno: What hook!? And what are you right about? Don't confuse matters sis.
Aeris: *laughs again and waves hand* I thought you didn't wanna talk
about it anymore, Reno? And why are you getting so defensive? You're
not hiding something from me, are you?
Reno: No!
Aeris: Jeez, don't bite my head off! *shakes head*
Reno: Nnh, whatever. *grumbles*
Aeris: Someone's touchy today.
Reno: I'm so locking you in a broom cupboard when i see you
Aeris: Why?!
Aeris: You are sooo mean to me sometimes, you know!
Reno: 'cause you're annoying, that's why!
Reno: Yeah, but big brothers are meant to be!
Aeris: *looks offended* I am not annoying! You're just dense!
Reno: Yeah you are! You're more annoying than I am dense, any way!
Aeris: I am not!
Aeris: I'm just concerned and trying to hold a conversation with you!
You're the one who got all defensive and huffy!
Reno: There's nothing to be concerned about! I don't even know what
we're meant to be discussing!
Aeris: You know what? ... I'm not really sure anymore, either.
Aeris: But apparently there's something that's making you so touchy
about it all.
Aeris: And I'm just curious what it is.
Reno: It's nothing. In fact, it's completely nothing, because I'm not
being defensive about anything!
Aeris: See? You're being defensive right now about being defensive!
You're the annoying one!
Reno: ( T___T ) I am not!!
Aeris: You are too!!!
Reno: Shutup! I'm not being defensive about nothing!!
Aeris: You shut up!! And you are too!!
Mister-I'm-So-Defensive-About-Whatever-It-Is-I'm-Hiding-I'm-Going-To-Snap-At-Poor-Little-Innocent-Aeris!
Reno: ......
Reno: Shutup!!
Aeris: Stop telling me to shut up!
Aeris: Just admit it. You. Are. Being. Defensive. About. Something.
Reno: Noo!!
Aeris: Yes, you are! Look at you! You're getting all huffy and keep
telling me to shut up and you have an attitude for no reason! It all
points to ONE thing--- YOU'RE BEING DEFENSIVE!
Aeris: Now, what are you hiding?!
Reno: I'm not going to tell you!!
Aeris: Oh yes, you are!
Reno: No!
Aeris: Yes!
Reno: No!
Aeris: You will tell me or I swear you'll find all about the wrath of the Cetra!
Reno: Wrath of Cetra!? Fuck that, I'm afraid of your bloody bo staff!!
Reno: You used to use me as a practice target!
Aeris: I'll use it, too!!!
Aeris: So you'd better tell me!!!
Reno: It's none of your business!
Aeris: It is too!
Reno: WHY?!
Aeris: Because I am your sister and, besides, you always make it your
business to find out my business, so why shouldn't I be able to find
out yours?!
Reno: 'cause big brothers who make their sisters' business theirs are
being loving and looking after them, and little sisters who do that
are JUST NOSY!
Aeris: That's not even anywhere NEAR fair! And I'm going to hit you
extra hard for using double standards like that!
Reno: Then maybe I just won't see you then!
Aeris: Reno, don't you even try threatening that! I'll hunt you down
if I have to! 'Sides... you miss me too much not to see me.
Reno: Whatever
Aeris: Oooh, come on, Reno. Don't be mean to me. *looks sad* Why won't
you tell me your secret? You know I won't tell anyone and I won't
laugh at you. I'm just curious and I always tell you mine... of
course... you usually use your Turk skills to find out my secrets....
but... still!
Reno: Aww... sis...
Reno: 'cause it's nothing, that's whyt
Aeris: *continues looking sad* You're lying to me, Reno... otherwise
you wouldn't get so upset and defensive about it...
Reno: *shifts awkwardly*
Aeris: *puppy eyes*
Reno: It's just awkward
Aeris: Why is it ackward?
Reno: 'cause it's stupid!
Aeris: So, then, if it's 'stupid', just tell me. It shouldn't be a big
deal if it's 'stupid'.
Reno: Arg, stop twisting things sis!
Aeris: I'm not twisting anything.
Reno: Are too.
Aeris: Are not.
Reno: Are too
Aeris: Are not.
Reno: ...Whatever.
Aeris: Don't be like that..
Reno: Like what?
Aeris: You're being really mean to me and it's hurting my feelings...
Reno: Aww sis.
Reno: You're just trying to make me feel guilty now..
Aeris: I am not and it really hurts me that you would think that!
Reno: Aeris!
Reno: Alright!
Reno: Though this is really none of your business.
Reno: And you can't tell anyone.
Aeris: I promise!
Reno: Or ever mention it ever again.
Aeris: I promise.
Reno: Nn
Reno: I just.. I dunno. I don't know how to phrase this!!
Aeris: Well, um... just do the best that you can...?
Reno: Hmph
Reno: You're such a nosy little sister
Aeris: That's why you love me so much. *smiles*
Reno: ...yeah, whatever..
Aeris: *smiles again* You know you do... now, what's the big secret?
Reno: Uhn
Aeris: I'm listening.
Reno: I'm getting there!!
Reno: I just think.. well, for a while I have.. OK, ages, really, but not, too
Aeris: *raises eyebrow* You have what?
Reno: Look, Aeris, I know I'm going to say this, but I don't actually mean it..
Aeris: Huh?
Reno: *sighs*
Reno: I think I might like.. um..
Aeris: Look, just tell me and get it over with. By dragging this all
out, you're just going to make me continue bugging you.
Aeris: Like... who?
Reno: Not.. who
Aeris: *raises eyebrow* Oh? .............. *eyes go wide* ....Oooohhhh!
Reno: WHAT?!
Aeris: .....Well, jeez, Reno... you had me really worried for a
minute. -_-;;; I thought it was something super important you had to
tell me.
Reno: O____O
Aeris: I mean, come on... it's kind... you know.... obvious.
Reno: ................................
Aeris: The way you throw yourself at women... I mean, if anyone paid
attention to you at all, they could tell you're just doing it as a
means of covering up the truth.
Aeris: *giggles* I can't believe you acted like this was such a big deal!
Reno: ARE YOU TRYING TO REVEAL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY INSECURITIES ALL
AT ONCE WOMAN!?
Aeris: Hey, whoa. Calm down, Reno!
Reno: I... I could KILL you Aeris Gainsborough
Aeris: Oooh, using my last name now? I must be in trouble! *giggles again*
Aeris: Come on now, don't act like this. There's no reason to be mad
or touchy. I'm not going to tell anyone your 'secret'.
Reno: Stop it!!
Aeris: Stop what?
Aeris: I'm not doing anything!
Reno: Stop saying it's obvious!!
Aeris: But it is!!!
Reno: You're meant to be surprised!
Reno: NO IT ISN'T
Aeris: YES, IT IS!
Aeris: How can I be surprised when it's so obvious????
Aeris: Now, you see what I meant about guys being dense??
Reno: I hate you
Aeris: Oh, you don't mean that.
Aeris: You know you love me.
Reno: YES I DO
Aeris: You're just too insecure about this whole thing.
Reno: No
Aeris: And I think it's rather cute.
Reno: Shut up!
Reno: IT'S NOT CUTE
Aeris: Make me!
Aeris: It's VERY, VERY cute.
Reno: I AM NOT GAY ><; I REFUSE TO ADMIT IT AND I AM NOT CUTE
Reno: I should never have told you! Why didn't I just block you?!
Aeris: YOU ARE GAYER THAN SEPHIROTH, RENO!!! AND THAT IS PRETTY GAY!!
Reno: *passes out on the keyboard*
Reno: ihateyou
Aeris: You love me.
Reno: I hate you hate you hate you
Aeris: You're really cute, Reno. Stop making me giggle, I'm having
trouble breathing here.
Reno: You're a horrible little sister for bullying your big brother
Aeris: And you're a horrible big brother for telling me you hate me
when you know you don't.
Reno: No I'm not!!
Aeris: Yes, you are. You're being really mean to me for no reason
other than I'm telling the truth and you just don't want to face up to
it!
Reno: Why should I!?
Aeris: Why shouldn't you?!
Reno: Because I'm scared!!
Aeris: But why??? There's nothing to be afraid of, Reno!
Reno: What do you know!?
Aeris: Obviously more than you, since you're getting all upset over this!
Aeris: You're being beyond silly!
Reno: Do you even know what being with a guy would mean!?
Reno: Gay men scare me! In more ways that one!
Aeris: Whatever it would mean, it certainly wouldn't be as horrible as
you seem to think it is!
Reno: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Aeris: THEN TELL ME SO I WILL!
Reno: NO!
Aeris: YES!
Reno: YOU'RE INNOCENT AND YOU'RE STAYING THAT WAY MISSY!
Aeris: Reno... I've been stuck on a ship with two of the gayest men on
the planet for a while now... I don't think whatever you would say
could POSSIBLY traumatise me more than they already have. -_-;;;
Reno: I refuse to say what happens >>;
Aeris: Fine, then why are you scared of it?
Reno: Because it's painful and unnatural and humiliating
Aeris: Oooh, you just don't know what you're talking about, Reno.
-_-;; I mean, it can't be THAT bad... Kuja and Seph don't even leave
their bedroom, so it CAN'T POSSIBLY be that bad. -_-;;;
Reno: They're just twisted!
Aeris: Yes, they're 'twisted'! But it obviously isn't as 'painful' or
'unnatural' or 'humilating' as you think it is, or they wouldn't be at
it all the time! And 'sides, it's just not them! Cloud doesn't seem to
have any problem with it and he's certainly NOT twisted! You're just
scared for no good reason other than you've never done it before and
you don't know what to expect!
Reno: What the fuck are you talking about?! Of course I know what to expect!
Aeris: Oh really? Then how do you know?!
Reno: THAT'S IRRELEVANT
Aeris: You've done it before, haven't you?!
Reno: shutup
Aeris: How many times? You know, if you've only done it once, then I
imagine it was pretty bad. I mean, you were probably really nervous
and stuff and... well, it's my understanding that the first time is
always awful but it gets better after that!
Reno: I AM NOT DISCUSSING MY SEX LIFE WITH YOU! ESPECIALLY ONE THAT
OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T EXIST!!
Aeris: ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AFRAID!!!!
Reno: AND I HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD REASON TO BE
Aeris: YOU DO NOT!
Aeris: You're just being REALLY STUPID about all of this, Reno!
Reno: I'm not!
Aeris: You are too!
Reno: Am not!!
Aeris: You are too! You're treating this like it's some horrible
thing, but you wouldn't know anything since you're too SCARED to even
really try and find out.
Reno: I HAVE TRIED IT AND IT WAS NOT FUN
Aeris: SEPHIROTH SAYS THE FIRST TIME USUALLY ISN'T!
Reno: ...well I don't intend on trying it again.
Aeris: Why not? Too chicken?
Reno: TOO STRAIGHT
Aeris: YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT, RENO.
Reno: *cries*
Aeris: Oooh, don't even start that!
Aeris: Face the truth, Reno! And realise it's not as horrible as you
keep trying to make it seem!
Reno: NO
Aeris: YES!
Aeris: Otherwise, I'm going to go to Kalm RIGHT NOW and beat it into
your thick skull!
Reno: OH YEAH?! JUST YOU TRY!?
Aeris: I WILL AND YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT, TOO!
Reno: I HAVE A CATTLE PROD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT AERIS!!
Aeris: DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO THREATEN ME, RENO, OR I SWEAR I'LL MAKE
YOU REGRET IT!
Reno: Oh you know I wouldn't hurt you
Aeris: I know... but I'd still beat you upside your head if you
continue being this silly.
Reno: But..
Aeris: I mean... someone has to do it.
Aeris: But what?
Reno: WELL WHO!?
Aeris: Who what? *tilts head*
Reno: Uh
Reno: Nothing
Aeris: Who what, Reno??
Reno: WHO NOTHING
Aeris: *giggles* I'm sure you have someone in mind.
Reno: I DO NOT!! OH MY GOD AERIS!!
Aeris: Oh my god what??? *looks innocent* I'm sure you've been
checking people out when they're not looking. *giggles* That's
something you certainly would do.
Reno: *cries*
Reno: ( T________T )
Aeris: Oh, stop acting like a baby!
Aeris: Before I really DO hit you.
Reno: YOU CAN'T
Aeris: WANNA BET?
Reno: YAH
Aeris: Because you know, Kuja has Tiamat, that flying dragon creature,
and I'm SURE he would be more than willing to let me borrow Tiamat and
GO TO KALM JUST SO I COULD HIT YOU!
Reno: Uh
Reno: Well, it would be cool to see you sis
Reno: BUT NO HITTING ME OR SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS
Aeris: In fact, I might just go ask him now.... if you don't stop being stupid.
Aeris: I'M GOING TO DO BOTH, SO YOU'D BETTER BE READY, MISTER!
Reno: OH NO YOU'RE NOT
Aeris: TRY TO STOP ME!
Reno: .......ARG
Reno logged out.
Reno logged in.
Reno: .....ARG
Aeris: See, you know you can't stop me! So you might as well accept it
and get over it!
Reno: *cries*
Reno: But I'm not gay! I LIKE GIRLS!
Aeris: Oh, stop being such a baby, Reno.
Aeris: YOU LIKE MEN TOO.
Reno: STOP BEING SUCH A NOSY GIT AERIS
Aeris: STOP CALLING ME NAMES.
Aeris: YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!
Reno: STOP BEING NOSY
Aeris: STOP BEING STUPID.
Reno: NO
Aeris: YES.
Reno: Nooo!!
Aeris: When you stop being so annoyingly STUPID then MAYBE I'll stop
being annoying!
Reno: I don't like GUYS! I like SOME guys but not GUYS AS A WHOLE
Reno: BUT I DON'T LIKE ANY GUYS REALLY
Reno: *hits head on desk*
Aeris: Some guys?
Reno: NO
Aeris: Sounds like you have someone in particular. ^_^
Reno: ( T_______T ) Nope
Aeris: Oooh, tell me. Who are you attracted to, Reno?
Reno: NO ONE
Reno: No one no one no one!!
Aeris: You keep saying that, But I. Will. Find. Out.
Aeris: I don't care if I have to sit here and pester you for the next
three weeks! I'll find out!
Reno: ARG
Reno: COME HERE SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU
Aeris: Good luck trying, as I'm going to be BEATING YOU SILLY WITH MY
STAFF FOR BEING SO STUPID!
Reno: JUST YOU TRY!
Aeris: I WILL TRY AND SUCCEED AND YOU KNOW IT!
Reno: ARG
Aeris: Now.
Aeris: Tell me who you like!
Reno: NO!
Reno: I'M NOT TELLING YOU!
Aeris: YOU ARE TOO!
Aeris: YOU TELL ME OR I SWEAR I'LL ASK EVERYONE YOU KNOW IF YOU'VE
BEEN A LITTLE MORE FRIENDLY WITH THEM THAN WITH EVERYONE ELSE!
Reno: You're a spaz Aeris!
Aeris: But you love me anyways, right? ^_^
Reno: Yeah ^^
Aeris: *grins* So, since you love me, why don't you tell me, hmm?
Reno: *sigh*
Aeris: You know you want to!
Reno: Nnn
Aeris: Sooo... who is the lucky guy?
Reno: s
Reno: GuyS
Reno: We MAY AS WELL GET THAT STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU THREATEN TO BEAT ME AGAIN
Aeris: *raises eyebrows* Oh, really? Well, then... who are the lucky guys?
Reno: YOU DON'T KNOW THEM
Aeris: SO THEN THERE WILL BE NO HARM IN TELLING ME WHO THEY ARE!
Reno: YOU'LL PROBABLY HUNT THEM DOWN
Aeris: *coughs* I would not do such a thing!
Reno: Of course you would you meddling git!!
Reno: And I don't even know where some of them are anymore!
Reno: This has been GOING ON FOR YEARS
Aeris: So then I can find them for you so you would know and you could
go see them!
Reno: ARG WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS!?
Aeris: Now... who are they?!
Reno: Uhm
Aeris: Because you know you can trust me. ^_^
Reno: *snort* Yeah, right
Aeris: *poke* Stop avoiding the question, Reno.
Reno: No
Aeris: Tell me.
Reno: ARG
Aeris: I just want to help you.
Reno: Alright
Aeris: So tell me.
Reno: I'LL TELL YOU ONE
Reno: Who I USED TO LIKE
Reno: But don't anymore
Reno: At all
Aeris: Only one? *looks sad*
Reno: Ever
Reno: YES
Aeris: One will be fine.
Reno: Stop being greedy
Aeris: Okay, okay.
Reno: I liked.. uh.. once..
Reno: I used to like Rufus a little?
Aeris: *smiles* Well, you certainly can't be blamed. His personality
may need to improve a bit, but he certainly is attractive.
Reno: *pouts*
Aeris: So, is Blank among the people you like?
Reno: $%&^%
Reno: NO
Aeris: Oooh, I'm right, aren't I?!
Reno: No you're NOT
Aeris: Oooh, well, I will most certainly have to meet him when I go to Kalm!
Reno: NO YOU WON'T
Reno: STAY AWAY FROM HIM
Aeris: *giggles* Aww, I won't bother him, I promise. ^_^ I just want
to say hi, see what he looks like. You know, since I'm your sister and
all, I have to make sure that he's good enough for my big brother!
Reno: No!
Aeris: Yup. *smiles*
Reno: He's my friend and he's staying that way!
Reno: No meddling!!
Aeris: I'm not going to meddle. I'm going to HELP!
Reno: SAME THING
Aeris: What sort of good sister wouldn't want to help her dear
confused, stupid, scared brother?
Reno: ARG
Reno: I hate you because I really wanna see you BUT I DON;T
Aeris: Aww, you know you want to see me regardless.
Aeris: Besides!
Aeris: I'm really good at helping people!
Aeris: I mean, look at Kuja and Sephiroth.
Reno: Ugh, I'd rather not
Aeris: They were all nervous and shy around each other and then I just
dumped some of those pills I found into their food and now they're
happy and... er... locked in their bedroom!
Reno: O__O
Aeris: What?
Reno: YOU DON'T JUST PUT PILLS INTO PEOPLE'S FOOD
Reno: YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE
Aeris: It said NON LETHAL!
Reno: ARG
Reno: Aeris
Aeris: HEY, I STILL HAVE SOME LEFT, SO I'D BE NICE IF I WERE YOU!
Reno: Just come here and gimme a hug then fuck off again, please?
Aeris: -_-;;;;
Reno: AND YOU'D BETTER NOT BRING THEM WITH YOU
Aeris: IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE MEAN TO ME AND ACT STUPID THEN YOU'LL
GIVE ME NO CHOICE!
Reno: *cries*
Aeris: You know, Reno... for all your tough-guy acting, you're really
a baby. -_-;;;
Reno: Guess it comes hand in hand with being gay -_-
Aeris: Nonsense, you're just scared out of your mind for NO GOOD REASON.
Reno: ARG
Aeris: Now, come on! I'm scared of going to Kalm and seeing Rufus,
because I know how he feels about me, but I'm still going! If I have
to face my fears, then you have to face yours too!
Reno: Your's don't involve what mine do!!
Reno: ....
Reno: Oh my god, and if they do, I'll fucking kill him
Aeris: *tilts head* Aaah, I'm sure you don't have to worry, Reno, I'm
not into that sort of thing. *smiles*
Reno: ><; HE MIGHT BE
Aeris: Oh... oh... I certainly hope he's not... you know, you're not
helping me want to go to Kalm. -_-;;;
Reno: *cries*
Reno: Actually, I'm about done with the crying
Reno: Let's move on to SCREAMING
Aeris: Hey now, there's no reason to scream.
Aeris: Admit it. You're just one big baby.
Reno: Yes, I admit it! Because I DON'T WANT TO BE DONE UP THE ASS!!
Reno: GOOD
Reno: SILENCE IS GOOD
Aeris: ..................um.
Reno: STAY THAT WAY
Reno: *glares*
Aeris: Reno... that... was... umm... yeah...
Reno: WELL NOW YOU KNOW
Aeris: YOU'RE AS BAD AS SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!
Reno: I AM NOT!!
Aeris: Wait, wait...
Aeris: Speaking of Sephiroth reminded me of something that jerk said
when I was trying to ignore him... he's... well, he's spoken a lot
about his... er... 'adventures'... because... he enjoys...traumatising
me... and um... he's never mentioned... that... he always talks
about...*turns red* .... being on top... so.. if you're so afraid....
of.... er... um... that... then... why... don't
you.......er.......well............. you know.... yeah....?
Reno: Aeris
Aeris: What?!
Reno: Get off that ship
Aeris: Umm... why?
Reno: BECAUSE HE'S ON IT
Aeris: Well, um.. yeah... I knew that... he's been here... THE ENTIRE TIME....
Reno: GO GET THAT DAMN DRAGON AND GET OFF OF THERE
Aeris: ONLY IF YOU FACE YOUR FEARS!
Reno: FINE
Reno: FINE FINE FINE
Reno: JUST GET OFF THAT BIG GAY SHIP ALREADY
Aeris: *giggles* Okay, okay, I'll go to Kalm.
Aeris: Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Reno: *sigh*
Aeris: But... you'd better not be mean when I get there!
Aeris: And you'd better introduce me to your 'friend', Blank!
Reno: I'm still not telling anyone else about this
Reno: URG
Reno: ALRIGHT
Aeris: Thank you, Reno. ^_^ You know I love you and only wish to help you.
Reno logged out.
Reno logged in.
Aeris: Now, I am going to go find Kuja and get permission to use
Tiamat. I shall see you in a little bit, then?
Reno: ...OK....
Aeris: And you'd better be in a good mood when I get there!
Reno: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Aeris: *smiles* I'll see you in a little bit!
Reno: ....Love you sis
Aeris: *smiles brightly* I know you do and I love you too, brother.
XD Oh lord.