Two different sides to Valentine's [collabo with tiger_eyes90], Kai x OFC, Tora x Miyavi, One-Shot
Title: Two different sides to Valentine's
Chapters: one-shot
Authors:
tiger_eyes90, fffriction1984
Genre: crack, smut, smex
Warnings: else than it's a total crack fic no warnings XD
Rating: NC17?
Pairings: Kai x OFC, Tora x Miyavi
Synopsis: Little did those two know he had drugged the cake. Who ever would eat it would become incredibly horny.
Disclaimer: Don't own anyone not yet, but I'm still in negotiations, but the idea is ours, BWA HAHAHAHA HAAAA!
Kai walked through the halls of PSC, completely exhausted. Why did Ruki want to have a rehearsal during Valentines Day? Was it because he lacked a love life? Kai shook his head from the angry thoughts and went into the kitchen to get his chocolate cake out of the fridge. He baked it last night and hoped to eat a slice for dinner before he went home to his girl. He opened the refrigerator that everyone in PSC used and looked inside. His chocolate confection was nowhere to be found.
-Those bastards...- he thought and clenched his fist before quickly regaining his composure. It was just a chocolate cake after all, right? But then again he had promised something nice and sweet to his girl. He had to think of something different now. His face lit up with an insidious grin, he would open Pandora's Box again tonight.
The drummer ran out to the hall to get his things out of the closet. He opened the door to the common room and saw Miyavi sitting at the table with Tora. Between them was a half eaten chocolate cake. Kai glared at the two, “You bastards! That cake wasn’t meant for you!” Kai yelled, trying to contain his rage. Tora and Miyavi shrugged, “But its so good!” Miyavi said, licking the frosting off the spoon. Kai rolled his eyes. Little did those two know he had drugged the cake. Who ever would eat it would become incredibly horny. That was the exact reason why he wanted to bring it back for his girlfriend. He quickly turned to the closet and grabbed his coat and bag. "You'll pay for this!" With having this said Kai turned his back on them and left.
He had a mission to accomplish: Whether bake a new cake or get something equally effective to get his girl doing anything he wanted. And he had to make short work of it, so simply baking a new cake was excluded. But what to do?! He had worked on his 'poisoned' cake for quite a while, the preparations had to be accurate so he wouldn't accidentally kill his girlfriend, he loved her after all...
After thinking long and hard he realized that he had no other choice. He would have to woo her naturally without any drugs. He glanced at his watch. He had exactly two hours before she would come home from work. Two hours was plenty of time to carry out his new plan. His brisk walk turned into a run, straight to his apartment.
Kai had a quick shower, then decided to order some food instead of wasting precious time standing in the kitchen himself. Instead, while waiting for the delivery service to arrive, he started preparing the bedroom. And since Japanese were not known to be fond with flowers he littered the bed with tiny chocolate bars. He knew it would be a mess he'd have to clean afterwards, but it was worth it. Just the thought of licking semi-molten chocolate off of Sachikos wonderful body was sending electric shocks to certain regions of his body.
He went into the kitchen and pulled out a large box of chocolate powder. He filled his large bath with water and added the chocolate, making a bubbly chocolate bath. The doorbell rang, and he ran for it. The food had arrived faster than he had expected. Only fifteen more minutes until she came home. He decided to get into a costume for her…
He had often wondered why the heck he had so many clothes. It was hard to pick clothes for this rather special night this way. He groaned in frustration and picked out random items just to stuff them back into the closet. How dissatisfying. He felt like a woman, the closet was full yet he had nothing to wear. As he turned around he had THE bestest idea of all: he undressed himself quickly and just started smearing chocolate all over his body. Only few people knew, but Kai was a really naughty boy.
Sachiko pulled the keys to the apartment she and Kai shared. She unlocked the door and walked inside. She took off her shoes and walked into the living room. There was a trail of miniature chocolate bars on the ground, starting from the living room and leading into the hallway. She grinned, Kai had not forgotten about Valentine’s Day. She walked to the bedroom and opened the door. “My, my what have you been up to?” She asked seductively with a smile.
"Well, this is my... interpretation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Babe." he grinned, lying on the bed like an item on display. Sachiko couldn't help but giggle. "And you want me to do what exactly?" she queried and walked closer to the bed. "Get undressed and join me. I swear, I feel like a giant chocolate bar right now and it's great!" Kai answered and grinned even wider, his dimples fully exposed, before he licked the back of his own hand and savouring the sweetness of the chocolate. Damn, he didn't want to lick the chocolate off of himself, he wanted to lick chocolate off of her!
“How about a chocolate bath?” He asked taking of her jacket. Getting her skin hot would be the best way to make the chocolate on the bed melt. Sachiko sighed, “I guess I don’t have much of a choice now do I? However I have a present for you too, and I would rather have you see it before we get on with the festivities.” Kai grinned, his fingers worked the bottons of her blouse quickly, he crushed his lips with hers, giving her a long passionate kiss as he moved to unzip her skirt, “And what is my present?” He asked.
Sachiko held up a plastic bag, a suspicious looking brown plastic bag. As far as Kai knew those brown plastic bags were used in smut shops. "I see, you're opening Pandora's Box too, huh?" he teased and slid her skirt down her slender legs. She grinned. "Curious as to what it is, aren't you?" Sachiko hushed against his lips and smiled mischeviously. "But don't be scared, little boy, you'll like it... No, you will love it!"
“Tell me…”Kai kissed her jaw, moving down to her neck. His teeth scraped her skin ever so slightly, his lips greedily sucked he collarbone. He felt himself hardening at the mere thought of what could be in the bag. His fingers successfully unhooked her bra clasp, his kisses trailed lower. Her hand stroked his hardening chocolate covered member as she let out a smirk, “It is…”
-back at the PSC-
Miyavi finished the last bite of the cake, “Damn, that was good. I always knew Kai was a good cook. What the hell was Reita thinking when he said Kai’s food is disgusting?” The tall vocalist looked at the well built guitarist curiously. Tora was staring at Miyavi in the most erotic matter, practically undressing him with his eyes. Miyavi’s eyes widened, “Nuh uh, Tora! I don’t lean that way!” But he felt so headrushed part of him didn’t care which way he leaned, all he wanted at the moment was to do something dirty.
"Have you ever tried?" Tora queried and literally jumped out of his clothes before glomping an half-hard but still somewhat reserved miyavi. The vocalist looked at him with pleading eyes for a moment. "Don't tell me you're a fucking virgin who has never even tried the rear entry for the sake of progress?" the guitarist burst out laughing and began ripping the vocalists clothes off. Good thing was miyavi didn't struggle anymore as the tall guitarist went straight for his surprisingly hard cock.
-Kai's apartment-
The drummer gasped in shock. Sachiko had told him to close his eyes and promise not to peek and now his aching length was decorated with a steel cock-ring. "You'll love this, trust me." she grinned and kissed him heatedly.
Kai kissed her back with more force, slowly walking to their chocolate covered bed, “A ring?” He asked as he raised his head to breath. He sat down on the edge of the bed, “Why don’t you just show me how it works?” He asked innocently. “I’d be more than happy to…” With that she pushed him back on the bed.
-@PSC-
“Miyavi, Tora? Where are you two?” Ruki walked into the common room and saw an empty cake platter. On the floor, there was a pair of bright red pants. There was only one man in PSC who would dare wear those pants, and the Korn t-shirt laying next to the pants was all too familiar. Ruki looked back at the platter and saw Kai’s name on the bottom of the glass plate. “Oh shit…not Kai’s special cake…” Ruki quickly hid the clothing and went to look for the two tall men, who were nowhere to be found.
-@ Kai’s apartment-
The little perv in Kai was going mad already. He knew what kind of 'things' a cock-ring could do to him, yet he had never thought his innocent and pure and sweet girlfriend would ever come up with something like that. Her clean records suddenly had a blemish. Sachiko seemed to know exactly what she was doing. She ignored his hard on, there was just no way it would be gone all of a sudden after all, and started licking him clean. "This is so going to fuck up with my diet..." she muttered after a while and watched his dick swell even further, restricted by the cock-ring. "You'll suffer for this, Valentine's Day or not..." But Kai nodded in agreement, although this wasn't exactly how he had it planned.
-@PSC-
miyavi really didn't care which way he leaned anymore as Tora bent him over in one of the recording booths. His chest was pressed against all these controllers atop the control panel, his cock was trapped between himself and the table top as Tora pushed himself in without any further warnings. "You're going to love this." the guitarist almost hissed and placed a trail of kisses on miyavis neck and shoulders. And miyavi did love it, although Tora didn't really prepare him. Quite seemingly he was in for pain. Pain could produce the greatest friction somehow...
-@Kai's apartment-
Kai stiffled a moan, she was torturing him on purpose, it was as if she had taken all the control, but Kai did not complain. He grabbed a fistfull of her hair, pushing her closer to him. She placed her hands on the insides of his thighs, spreading them further apart. “Where the hell did you get all of this chocolate?” She purred as she continued upwards to his choclate covered abdomen. Kai felt the chocolate bars underneath him melting as his body temperature started to rise, "I've been saving it for today."
"I never knew you were treasuring Valentine's Day so much..." she whispered and dipped her tongue in his navel. Kai suppressed another soft moan as her hand cupped his aching length. By now he just hoped that she would stop teasing him like that. Every swift touch to his groin sent electric jolts through his body, each of them with a heavier effect. It was frustrating to know that there wasn't a way for him to cum with that cockring on, besides he didn't want to cum right now, not like that. "Oh fuck... Sachi..." he groaned and pulled her up by her hair. She launched her lips on his almost violently and straddled him, her buttocks were rubbing against his cock ever so sensually Kai felt like he would explode. "What's the matter, babe...?" she hushed against his lips and kissed him. "Please, take this thing off... I can't stand it any longer..." She chuckled softly and shook her head. "It's not that easy, you know?" Kai thrust his hips upwards, anything to cease the tension in his lower body regions a little, yet he knew it was to no avail. "What have you said about a chocolate bath...?" Sachiko asked as she nibbled on his earlobe.
"Take it off, and we can go." Kai hissed. Sachiko sighed, and complied, slowly pulling off the ring. Kai moaned, half in pleasur half in relief. he let her continue kissing him lightly along his jaw, while he captured his breath. After several minutes they both went into the bathroom where a lake of hot cocoa awaited them.
"Now this is kind of kinky." Sachiko remarked while carefully climbing into the bathtub, Kai following her close behind. He smiled and watched how the hot chocolate covered her skin, how her boobs bobbed up and down in and out of the chocolate. "This is so hot, Sachiko..." he whispered abesentmindedly and licked his lips as she snuggled up close against his slender frame. In time her right hand found its way to his thighs once more. She stroke him languidly before teasing his cock some more. Kai moaned against the skin right underneath her ear and clawed the rim of the tub with both hands. The hot chocolate and her touch was almost too much, now that he wasn't restrained by the cockring any longer. Just to make sure he wouldn't climax right there and then he detached his hand from his groin and ravished her mouth with hot and demanding kisses. He pulled her to sit on his lap which gave him the perfect angle to lick the sweet liquid off her skin. She let out a soft moan and dug her chocolate coated hands in his hair. He teased her, enough to be sure she'd ask him to just plunge her into the mattress soon. And yes, she didn't disappoint him in that point as she whispered "Fuck me... And fuck me now...!" into his ear. As much as he had loved to stay in the hot cocoa a little longer, he wanted so much more to take her. Kai lifted her short frame onto his arms and carried her back into the bathroom, not minding the stains they were leaving on their way.
He lay her gently on the bed,and climbed on top of her, while her hands continued to explore his chocolate covered body. "Fuck me now!" She whispered into his ear, feeling herself filling with and electrical jolt. Kai nuzzled her breast and lifted her leg. There was no need for lubricant, the chocolate that coated the both of them served well for that purpose. He slid his rock hard member into her slowly, being carefull not to hurt her. "Harder!" She gasped as he increased the speed of his thrusts.
The mattress was creaking in protest beneath them as Kai pounded into his girlfriend at a rapid pace. It was the first time Kai was actually scared the bed might just give in and break down beneath them, he had never experienced sex with Sachiko like that. Usually Sachiko seemed to be rather reserved, even in bed, but now that her lust and passion had taken over he was all too willing to comply with everything she'd request. Thinking about it now he wondered what that drugged cake would have done to her. It wouldn't be like this if she ate the cake. "Oh my God, Kai! Don't you dare stopping now!" she whimpered and grazed her short but sharp nails over his upper arms, leaving angry red marks while doing so. "Baby, I didn't intend on letting you go like this, you can be restless assured of that fact..." he groaned and threw his head back as he felt her insides contracting against his hard shaft. He could tell she was close to climax, but he wanted to come at the same time with her. Unfortunately he was closer. He reached down between their bodies and started teasing her clit the best he could, it was almost impossible to pleasure that tiny knob of nerves in their actual position. But she didn't seem to mind. Sachiko tangled her legs around his hips and started fisting the blanket beneath, the pleasure was almost unbearable by now. She squeezed her eyes tight shut and Kai just had to smile before he felt her insides clenching even further around him. She moaned without restraints and pulled him down for a kiss. Her moans and whimpers sent him over the edge in no time as well and he relished the feeling of his cock spitting out hot white ribbons of seed...
Kai collapsed on top of Sachiko, "...best...Valentines....day....ever..." He said between gasps. Sachiko smiled slightly and licked off some chocolate off his face, "I agree..."
_@PSC_
"Where the hell did they go?!" Ruki yelled, getting more frustrated. "Where did who go?" Saga came out with a cup of ramen. The small vocalist hesitated to answer, "Tora and Miyavi. Myv has my ipod and i need it back." Saga nodded, "I'll help you look for them." The two walked into the recording studio, Saga nearly choked on his noodles, "Isn't that-?! I thought they were both straight!" RUki sighed, "No one is straight after Kai's cake..."
The intruders, Ruki and Saga, quickly decided to let them stew in their own juice and left. After taking photo evidence of course. As the door fell shut Tora awoke with a start. His head hurt. He lay in a tangle of limbs on the floor. As far as he could tell he only had two arms and two legs. Almost suddenly it began to dawn on him. Sex with miyavi definitely wasn't such a bad thing... Tora grinned and decided to convince Kai of baking a cake like that again sometime before he woke the vocalist next to him. "Just a few more minutes, mom..." miyavi mumbled and hugged the guitarist tight to his chest as if he was a stuffed animal. With a sigh Tora planted a feather light kiss on the other's chest. "miyavi, wake up." Again he shook the other man. And just like Tora just a few moments ago the singer rose in shock, immediately flinching at the pain coming straight from the lower regions of his body. "You... r-r-rapist..." he sputtered out. "Rapist? Fuck you, miyavi. You practically begged me to do this." Tora replied with a lopsided grin. "And you liked it, don't deny it." miyavi blushed a hot red, something Tora would have never expected from the seemingly over-confident young man. "Well, maybe I did... But I'm not gay!" The guitarist burst out laughing and dotted a quick kiss onto miyavis lips. "Being a little bi is never that bad, you know..."
-@Kai's apartment the next morning-
"What a mess!" Kai muttered and skittered across the floor on his knees, moping up remainders of chocolate everywhere. At the same time Sachiko emerged from the kitchen and grinned at him. "You're sure you don't need my help cleaning this up?" she asked. But Kai only shook his head, grabbed her hands, dragged her back into the bedroom and shut the door to the rest of the world.
A/N (tiger_eyes90): Mwahahaa...this was the greatest crackfic i have ever written!! Who craves chocolate now? Thank you fffriction1984 for your amazing collaboration and your crackiness!!!!!-huggles-
A/N (fffriction1984 ): Chocolate + Kai for LIFE! Thanks to Tiger_eyes90 for giving me the opportunity to collaborate! Writing this was so much fun, it was so from the scratch! *huggles back*
Chapters: one-shot
Authors:
tiger_eyes90, fffriction1984
Genre: crack, smut, smex
Warnings: else than it's a total crack fic no warnings XD
Rating: NC17?
Pairings: Kai x OFC, Tora x Miyavi
Synopsis: Little did those two know he had drugged the cake. Who ever would eat it would become incredibly horny.
Disclaimer: Don't own anyone not yet, but I'm still in negotiations, but the idea is ours, BWA HAHAHAHA HAAAA!
Kai walked through the halls of PSC, completely exhausted. Why did Ruki want to have a rehearsal during Valentines Day? Was it because he lacked a love life? Kai shook his head from the angry thoughts and went into the kitchen to get his chocolate cake out of the fridge. He baked it last night and hoped to eat a slice for dinner before he went home to his girl. He opened the refrigerator that everyone in PSC used and looked inside. His chocolate confection was nowhere to be found.
-Those bastards...- he thought and clenched his fist before quickly regaining his composure. It was just a chocolate cake after all, right? But then again he had promised something nice and sweet to his girl. He had to think of something different now. His face lit up with an insidious grin, he would open Pandora's Box again tonight.
The drummer ran out to the hall to get his things out of the closet. He opened the door to the common room and saw Miyavi sitting at the table with Tora. Between them was a half eaten chocolate cake. Kai glared at the two, “You bastards! That cake wasn’t meant for you!” Kai yelled, trying to contain his rage. Tora and Miyavi shrugged, “But its so good!” Miyavi said, licking the frosting off the spoon. Kai rolled his eyes. Little did those two know he had drugged the cake. Who ever would eat it would become incredibly horny. That was the exact reason why he wanted to bring it back for his girlfriend. He quickly turned to the closet and grabbed his coat and bag. "You'll pay for this!" With having this said Kai turned his back on them and left.
He had a mission to accomplish: Whether bake a new cake or get something equally effective to get his girl doing anything he wanted. And he had to make short work of it, so simply baking a new cake was excluded. But what to do?! He had worked on his 'poisoned' cake for quite a while, the preparations had to be accurate so he wouldn't accidentally kill his girlfriend, he loved her after all...
After thinking long and hard he realized that he had no other choice. He would have to woo her naturally without any drugs. He glanced at his watch. He had exactly two hours before she would come home from work. Two hours was plenty of time to carry out his new plan. His brisk walk turned into a run, straight to his apartment.
Kai had a quick shower, then decided to order some food instead of wasting precious time standing in the kitchen himself. Instead, while waiting for the delivery service to arrive, he started preparing the bedroom. And since Japanese were not known to be fond with flowers he littered the bed with tiny chocolate bars. He knew it would be a mess he'd have to clean afterwards, but it was worth it. Just the thought of licking semi-molten chocolate off of Sachikos wonderful body was sending electric shocks to certain regions of his body.
He went into the kitchen and pulled out a large box of chocolate powder. He filled his large bath with water and added the chocolate, making a bubbly chocolate bath. The doorbell rang, and he ran for it. The food had arrived faster than he had expected. Only fifteen more minutes until she came home. He decided to get into a costume for her…
He had often wondered why the heck he had so many clothes. It was hard to pick clothes for this rather special night this way. He groaned in frustration and picked out random items just to stuff them back into the closet. How dissatisfying. He felt like a woman, the closet was full yet he had nothing to wear. As he turned around he had THE bestest idea of all: he undressed himself quickly and just started smearing chocolate all over his body. Only few people knew, but Kai was a really naughty boy.
Sachiko pulled the keys to the apartment she and Kai shared. She unlocked the door and walked inside. She took off her shoes and walked into the living room. There was a trail of miniature chocolate bars on the ground, starting from the living room and leading into the hallway. She grinned, Kai had not forgotten about Valentine’s Day. She walked to the bedroom and opened the door. “My, my what have you been up to?” She asked seductively with a smile.
"Well, this is my... interpretation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Babe." he grinned, lying on the bed like an item on display. Sachiko couldn't help but giggle. "And you want me to do what exactly?" she queried and walked closer to the bed. "Get undressed and join me. I swear, I feel like a giant chocolate bar right now and it's great!" Kai answered and grinned even wider, his dimples fully exposed, before he licked the back of his own hand and savouring the sweetness of the chocolate. Damn, he didn't want to lick the chocolate off of himself, he wanted to lick chocolate off of her!
“How about a chocolate bath?” He asked taking of her jacket. Getting her skin hot would be the best way to make the chocolate on the bed melt. Sachiko sighed, “I guess I don’t have much of a choice now do I? However I have a present for you too, and I would rather have you see it before we get on with the festivities.” Kai grinned, his fingers worked the bottons of her blouse quickly, he crushed his lips with hers, giving her a long passionate kiss as he moved to unzip her skirt, “And what is my present?” He asked.
Sachiko held up a plastic bag, a suspicious looking brown plastic bag. As far as Kai knew those brown plastic bags were used in smut shops. "I see, you're opening Pandora's Box too, huh?" he teased and slid her skirt down her slender legs. She grinned. "Curious as to what it is, aren't you?" Sachiko hushed against his lips and smiled mischeviously. "But don't be scared, little boy, you'll like it... No, you will love it!"
“Tell me…”Kai kissed her jaw, moving down to her neck. His teeth scraped her skin ever so slightly, his lips greedily sucked he collarbone. He felt himself hardening at the mere thought of what could be in the bag. His fingers successfully unhooked her bra clasp, his kisses trailed lower. Her hand stroked his hardening chocolate covered member as she let out a smirk, “It is…”
-back at the PSC-
Miyavi finished the last bite of the cake, “Damn, that was good. I always knew Kai was a good cook. What the hell was Reita thinking when he said Kai’s food is disgusting?” The tall vocalist looked at the well built guitarist curiously. Tora was staring at Miyavi in the most erotic matter, practically undressing him with his eyes. Miyavi’s eyes widened, “Nuh uh, Tora! I don’t lean that way!” But he felt so headrushed part of him didn’t care which way he leaned, all he wanted at the moment was to do something dirty.
"Have you ever tried?" Tora queried and literally jumped out of his clothes before glomping an half-hard but still somewhat reserved miyavi. The vocalist looked at him with pleading eyes for a moment. "Don't tell me you're a fucking virgin who has never even tried the rear entry for the sake of progress?" the guitarist burst out laughing and began ripping the vocalists clothes off. Good thing was miyavi didn't struggle anymore as the tall guitarist went straight for his surprisingly hard cock.
-Kai's apartment-
The drummer gasped in shock. Sachiko had told him to close his eyes and promise not to peek and now his aching length was decorated with a steel cock-ring. "You'll love this, trust me." she grinned and kissed him heatedly.
Kai kissed her back with more force, slowly walking to their chocolate covered bed, “A ring?” He asked as he raised his head to breath. He sat down on the edge of the bed, “Why don’t you just show me how it works?” He asked innocently. “I’d be more than happy to…” With that she pushed him back on the bed.
-@PSC-
“Miyavi, Tora? Where are you two?” Ruki walked into the common room and saw an empty cake platter. On the floor, there was a pair of bright red pants. There was only one man in PSC who would dare wear those pants, and the Korn t-shirt laying next to the pants was all too familiar. Ruki looked back at the platter and saw Kai’s name on the bottom of the glass plate. “Oh shit…not Kai’s special cake…” Ruki quickly hid the clothing and went to look for the two tall men, who were nowhere to be found.
-@ Kai’s apartment-
The little perv in Kai was going mad already. He knew what kind of 'things' a cock-ring could do to him, yet he had never thought his innocent and pure and sweet girlfriend would ever come up with something like that. Her clean records suddenly had a blemish. Sachiko seemed to know exactly what she was doing. She ignored his hard on, there was just no way it would be gone all of a sudden after all, and started licking him clean. "This is so going to fuck up with my diet..." she muttered after a while and watched his dick swell even further, restricted by the cock-ring. "You'll suffer for this, Valentine's Day or not..." But Kai nodded in agreement, although this wasn't exactly how he had it planned.
-@PSC-
miyavi really didn't care which way he leaned anymore as Tora bent him over in one of the recording booths. His chest was pressed against all these controllers atop the control panel, his cock was trapped between himself and the table top as Tora pushed himself in without any further warnings. "You're going to love this." the guitarist almost hissed and placed a trail of kisses on miyavis neck and shoulders. And miyavi did love it, although Tora didn't really prepare him. Quite seemingly he was in for pain. Pain could produce the greatest friction somehow...
-@Kai's apartment-
Kai stiffled a moan, she was torturing him on purpose, it was as if she had taken all the control, but Kai did not complain. He grabbed a fistfull of her hair, pushing her closer to him. She placed her hands on the insides of his thighs, spreading them further apart. “Where the hell did you get all of this chocolate?” She purred as she continued upwards to his choclate covered abdomen. Kai felt the chocolate bars underneath him melting as his body temperature started to rise, "I've been saving it for today."
"I never knew you were treasuring Valentine's Day so much..." she whispered and dipped her tongue in his navel. Kai suppressed another soft moan as her hand cupped his aching length. By now he just hoped that she would stop teasing him like that. Every swift touch to his groin sent electric jolts through his body, each of them with a heavier effect. It was frustrating to know that there wasn't a way for him to cum with that cockring on, besides he didn't want to cum right now, not like that. "Oh fuck... Sachi..." he groaned and pulled her up by her hair. She launched her lips on his almost violently and straddled him, her buttocks were rubbing against his cock ever so sensually Kai felt like he would explode. "What's the matter, babe...?" she hushed against his lips and kissed him. "Please, take this thing off... I can't stand it any longer..." She chuckled softly and shook her head. "It's not that easy, you know?" Kai thrust his hips upwards, anything to cease the tension in his lower body regions a little, yet he knew it was to no avail. "What have you said about a chocolate bath...?" Sachiko asked as she nibbled on his earlobe.
"Take it off, and we can go." Kai hissed. Sachiko sighed, and complied, slowly pulling off the ring. Kai moaned, half in pleasur half in relief. he let her continue kissing him lightly along his jaw, while he captured his breath. After several minutes they both went into the bathroom where a lake of hot cocoa awaited them.
"Now this is kind of kinky." Sachiko remarked while carefully climbing into the bathtub, Kai following her close behind. He smiled and watched how the hot chocolate covered her skin, how her boobs bobbed up and down in and out of the chocolate. "This is so hot, Sachiko..." he whispered abesentmindedly and licked his lips as she snuggled up close against his slender frame. In time her right hand found its way to his thighs once more. She stroke him languidly before teasing his cock some more. Kai moaned against the skin right underneath her ear and clawed the rim of the tub with both hands. The hot chocolate and her touch was almost too much, now that he wasn't restrained by the cockring any longer. Just to make sure he wouldn't climax right there and then he detached his hand from his groin and ravished her mouth with hot and demanding kisses. He pulled her to sit on his lap which gave him the perfect angle to lick the sweet liquid off her skin. She let out a soft moan and dug her chocolate coated hands in his hair. He teased her, enough to be sure she'd ask him to just plunge her into the mattress soon. And yes, she didn't disappoint him in that point as she whispered "Fuck me... And fuck me now...!" into his ear. As much as he had loved to stay in the hot cocoa a little longer, he wanted so much more to take her. Kai lifted her short frame onto his arms and carried her back into the bathroom, not minding the stains they were leaving on their way.
He lay her gently on the bed,and climbed on top of her, while her hands continued to explore his chocolate covered body. "Fuck me now!" She whispered into his ear, feeling herself filling with and electrical jolt. Kai nuzzled her breast and lifted her leg. There was no need for lubricant, the chocolate that coated the both of them served well for that purpose. He slid his rock hard member into her slowly, being carefull not to hurt her. "Harder!" She gasped as he increased the speed of his thrusts.
The mattress was creaking in protest beneath them as Kai pounded into his girlfriend at a rapid pace. It was the first time Kai was actually scared the bed might just give in and break down beneath them, he had never experienced sex with Sachiko like that. Usually Sachiko seemed to be rather reserved, even in bed, but now that her lust and passion had taken over he was all too willing to comply with everything she'd request. Thinking about it now he wondered what that drugged cake would have done to her. It wouldn't be like this if she ate the cake. "Oh my God, Kai! Don't you dare stopping now!" she whimpered and grazed her short but sharp nails over his upper arms, leaving angry red marks while doing so. "Baby, I didn't intend on letting you go like this, you can be restless assured of that fact..." he groaned and threw his head back as he felt her insides contracting against his hard shaft. He could tell she was close to climax, but he wanted to come at the same time with her. Unfortunately he was closer. He reached down between their bodies and started teasing her clit the best he could, it was almost impossible to pleasure that tiny knob of nerves in their actual position. But she didn't seem to mind. Sachiko tangled her legs around his hips and started fisting the blanket beneath, the pleasure was almost unbearable by now. She squeezed her eyes tight shut and Kai just had to smile before he felt her insides clenching even further around him. She moaned without restraints and pulled him down for a kiss. Her moans and whimpers sent him over the edge in no time as well and he relished the feeling of his cock spitting out hot white ribbons of seed...
Kai collapsed on top of Sachiko, "...best...Valentines....day....ever..." He said between gasps. Sachiko smiled slightly and licked off some chocolate off his face, "I agree..."
_@PSC_
"Where the hell did they go?!" Ruki yelled, getting more frustrated. "Where did who go?" Saga came out with a cup of ramen. The small vocalist hesitated to answer, "Tora and Miyavi. Myv has my ipod and i need it back." Saga nodded, "I'll help you look for them." The two walked into the recording studio, Saga nearly choked on his noodles, "Isn't that-?! I thought they were both straight!" RUki sighed, "No one is straight after Kai's cake..."
The intruders, Ruki and Saga, quickly decided to let them stew in their own juice and left. After taking photo evidence of course. As the door fell shut Tora awoke with a start. His head hurt. He lay in a tangle of limbs on the floor. As far as he could tell he only had two arms and two legs. Almost suddenly it began to dawn on him. Sex with miyavi definitely wasn't such a bad thing... Tora grinned and decided to convince Kai of baking a cake like that again sometime before he woke the vocalist next to him. "Just a few more minutes, mom..." miyavi mumbled and hugged the guitarist tight to his chest as if he was a stuffed animal. With a sigh Tora planted a feather light kiss on the other's chest. "miyavi, wake up." Again he shook the other man. And just like Tora just a few moments ago the singer rose in shock, immediately flinching at the pain coming straight from the lower regions of his body. "You... r-r-rapist..." he sputtered out. "Rapist? Fuck you, miyavi. You practically begged me to do this." Tora replied with a lopsided grin. "And you liked it, don't deny it." miyavi blushed a hot red, something Tora would have never expected from the seemingly over-confident young man. "Well, maybe I did... But I'm not gay!" The guitarist burst out laughing and dotted a quick kiss onto miyavis lips. "Being a little bi is never that bad, you know..."
-@Kai's apartment the next morning-
"What a mess!" Kai muttered and skittered across the floor on his knees, moping up remainders of chocolate everywhere. At the same time Sachiko emerged from the kitchen and grinned at him. "You're sure you don't need my help cleaning this up?" she asked. But Kai only shook his head, grabbed her hands, dragged her back into the bedroom and shut the door to the rest of the world.
A/N (tiger_eyes90): Mwahahaa...this was the greatest crackfic i have ever written!! Who craves chocolate now? Thank you fffriction1984 for your amazing collaboration and your crackiness!!!!!-huggles-
A/N (fffriction1984 ): Chocolate + Kai for LIFE! Thanks to Tiger_eyes90 for giving me the opportunity to collaborate! Writing this was so much fun, it was so from the scratch! *huggles back*