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[fg]

dear russia: you must chill. people here are either INSANELY rude or INSANELY friendly. writers like to contend that this is some kind of admirable trait of the russian spirit, but fuck that. it's just highschool. it's OMG BFF all over again

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hahaaaa.

[turnip]

I have never heard anyone compare russia to high school. erik, man. will you be my BFF?

YOU'RE WITH ME OR AGAINST ME

Re: hahaaaa.

[fg]

I'M WITH YOU, but we need to keep it a secret cause i'm wearing russia's varsity jacket.

[leslielaverne]

i ran along as the train began to move, yelling "PAZHALSTA!!" but no dice.

Maybe saying "please" was too friendly. Do you know how to say, "Don't you have ANY compassion on the common man?!" or better yet, "C'mon, hook a brotha' up!" in russian?

p.s. is your name really erik?

c'mon hook a comrade up!

[fg]

yes.

why?

is your name really leslie?