I sweep the boardwalk, working overnight. Someday I hope to visit during the day. I'd watch the littering bastards. I'd enjoy poking them in the ass with my pointy instrument. Maybe they'd complain, but maybe they'd understand and smile and buy me a coffee. I take cream and sugar.
I talk to a monkey. He listens through the floor. It's the day of our departure, but the monkey is going to stay. It's okay, though, because that monkey steals from me when I sleep. Maybe I'll buy a ferret. Maybe I'll go it alone.