Title: JUMP Drabbles
Author:
fheb_totxRating: PG-13
Chiitaro
“Sensei is stupid!” Chinen blurted out in an angry tone as he got inside JUMP’s dressing room.
“Nande, Chii?” Yuto asked.
“Because she said only same species can mate!” he replied.
“Eh? I’m not an honor student like you but, isn’t that obvious?” Yamada said as he walk towards the ranting latter.
“NO! Because a squirrel and a hamster can!”
Yamajima
“What does Yamada-kun hate the most?” the interviewer asked.
“HORSE.” Yamada firmly answered.
“EH?! Nande? Horse meat is delicious and I enjoy riding horses!” the Basashi-lover drummer complained.
“That’s why I hate it. You RIDE it. And you don’t even do it to me.” Yamada said, almost whispering the last part.
Hikato
“Nee Keito, you love me right?” the younger was shocked by the question but shyly nodded at the fanged bassist.
“And you like the guitar, right?” he nodded again.
Hikaru then grabbed the guitar from Keito and sat on the gap between his legs. “Then you should hug me instead because I’m the one you love!”
TaDaiki
“After a deep thought, I finally learned why Daichan doesn’t grow.” Takaki confidently announced.
Daiki raised an eyebrow and asked, “And why?”
Takaki walked towards the latter and pulled him into a hug.
“Yappari! So you’ll perfectly fit in my hug.”
InooBu
“So Takaki figured out why Daichan won’t get tall, so can you discover why won’t I gain weight?” the unofficial leader asked Takaki.
“Obviously so I won’t get crushed when you top me.” The pretty Inoo Kei answered without looking away from his book.
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(A/N): EPIC FAIL. These just randomly came into my mind during my boring Biology class.
Comments are highly appreciated! This is just my second attempt in writing and please tell me what you think :D