Library Theme Week: Kittens!

[cautiousfellow]

This week the library will be blatantly stealing the idea of a theme week from Caritas and we'll be using it for library posts. Take that you karaoke bastards!

So what strangeness will the library be throwing out at Fandom?

Kittens. Who are books. Or is it books that are kittens? Doesn't matter.

For the next week when a character checks out a book it will turn into a kitten which will embody the spirit of that book.

So if a book is about pirates, you have a pirate!kitty who tries to loot the persons room and drink a lot of rum.

If it's a book on Zen Buddhism it turns into a chubby cat that wears an orange toga and sits around all day purring in a meditative fashion.

If it's a book on computers a nerd!cat fixes the character's computer only to have it crash when it tries to download porn.

For game purposes the Kitten!Book will be a kitten for one day and then revert back to book form so it can actually be read.

This has been a post from your friendly neighborhood whip wielding librarian.

Remember to return your overdue books and don't break the binding or there will be hell to pay.