Time Machine List (part 1?)

[fhwqhgads]

* Reassure my dad that despite what he's read Segues are never going to change the way people commute

Comments

[justfeelngtired]

these bullet points seem all-encompassing, i wonder what part 2 would bring.

[crackboy]

Part 2 is to fix all the problems caused by part 1--e.g., a sore, aching Hitler invades Sweden for strategic spa purposes, leading eventually to a world without ABBA. Also, they win the war. So that one's kind of a wash.

[fhwqhgads]

I think ABBA would win any war, which is why noone's ever tried to take Sweden.

[crackboy]

If everyone could go back in time and cut the rat-tail off their 9-year-old self, the world would be a much better place.

[lightbunny]

I would go back in time just to warn Hitler about Godwin's Law. I think it would scare him straight.