Comments | fia5co: Anthem for P'wned Youth

fia5co

Anthem for P'wned Youth

Jan 23, 2007 10:40

Hooo ha! It's another icy cold cadaver of a morning and time to exhume another stupid update from the humourless barren wasteland of my featureless skull. Before I kick off, I'd just like to say I had a thoroughly enjoyable night at Evoke, so thanks to all the lovely people I saw and spoke to. I haven't seen some of you in ages, so twas great to ( Read more... )

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m0rbid_princess January 23 2007, 11:48:48 UTC

I'm in ur prose, steelin' ur rimes ;)

fia5co January 24 2007, 06:15:07 UTC

Haha You are welcome to my rimes sir, I don't think anyone else wants them :)

amadeouk January 23 2007, 12:28:14 UTC

Hahaha! Genius :) Absolutely brilliant stuff, had me chuckling for a good half hour and makes me want to go off and buy the game, which I've considered time and again as I thoroughly enjoyed BF2.

fia5co January 24 2007, 06:19:16 UTC

Thanks man! The game is pretty darn awesome and even though I suck immensely at it, I'd recommend picking up a copy. Especially if you enjoyed BF2 in anyway :D

shiftplusone January 23 2007, 15:26:35 UTC

There's a good reason why only youngsters play computer games.

They're the only ones who can see the screen, have reaction times better than a sloth and dont have to do the washing etc....=(

fia5co January 24 2007, 06:23:16 UTC

I have to stop playing 2142 while drunk. Everyone else is hyped up on sugar and apparently able to snipe me when I'm about 2 pixels big. Start playing again Minstar, I need support!

shiftplusone January 24 2007, 07:53:23 UTC

I Shall hook myself in tonight, i think i may need to stab things.

...if i can remember my log in...o_0

wintermute9366 January 23 2007, 16:24:00 UTC

Both syphilis AND trenchfoot are available as some of the highier level unlocks in 2142!

Keep in there trooper!

fia5co January 24 2007, 06:27:37 UTC

Hoorah! I thought as much. I've just unlocked Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder for my soldier and am pretty sure it'll improve my game no end.

Cool to see you the other day too! :D

shiftplusone January 24 2007, 07:54:08 UTC

I unlocked RSI last week.

mixnmojo January 24 2007, 20:55:51 UTC

So Abram Fia5co rose, and clave the wood, and went,
And took the fire gattling cannon with him, and a knife plasma sword.
And as they sojourned both of them together,
Isaac CyberWank the first-born spake and said, My Father My Commander,
Behold the preparations, fire orbital strikes and iron chainguns,
But where the lamb, for this burnt-offering?
Then Abram fia5co bound the youth Noob with belts and straps,
And builded parapets and trenches there,
And stretchèd forth the knife sniper rifle to slay his son.
When lo! an Angel called him out of heaven,
Saying, Lay not they hand upon the lad,
Neither do anything to him, thy son.
Behold! Caught in a thicket by its horns,
A Ram. Offer the Ram of Pride instead.

But the old man would not so, but slew his son,
And half the seed of Europe Pan-Asian Coalition, one by one.

Yeah me and my buddy Willy Owen came up with this ditty, but he tried to claim all the credit so I threw him in my time machine and dropped him out in a tunnel in 1918. Try claiming the credit now dead boy!

fia5co January 24 2007, 21:31:45 UTC

Tsk, that's just like those hacks Owen and Sassoon bashing out rhymes for a quick buck and not thinking of the little man! It's always war war war with those guys, they're so bleak. Where's the guts and glory ... and I don't mean strewn all over the trenches.

mixnmojo January 24 2007, 22:33:22 UTC

I agree. This next one is called 'The German Guns'

Boom boom boom boom / Boom boom boom / BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM--
BOOM BOOM BOOM.